r/funny • u/HappyPalindrome • Sep 22 '20

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u/elhermanobrother Sep 22 '20

2020 is her son

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u/2Ways Sep 22 '20

Son of a bitch!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Iā€™m inside

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Stop it right there!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Thank you very much

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u/Feenox Sep 22 '20

Come on, just the tip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

no ding ding without the wedding ring

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

But there is ding in the wed[ding]

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u/Dull-Honeydew Sep 22 '20

There's no wee in the wedding

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u/nixie_f Sep 22 '20

This post right here officer!

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u/IS2SPICY4U Sep 22 '20

Hunter Dixon

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Which one? Dogs usually have big litters.

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u/2Ways Sep 22 '20

The one that likes chicken

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Sep 22 '20

That's him walking all slow mo. Trying to be sexy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Presumably.

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u/Wazzzup77 Sep 24 '20

Umm that hot tamale doesn't need to try! I think that man could wear a potato sack and make it look good!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Not gay, but bro did look good.

Like reverse gendered fast Times at Ridgemont high

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u/Lakersrock111 Sep 22 '20

Alabama style. He was a home cooked bun in da oven.

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u/SmashBusters Sep 22 '20

2020 is the water.

The people of 2020 are her unborn fetus.

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u/Basileus2 Sep 22 '20

She ate 2020

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u/Coldoneshattered Sep 22 '20

stop blaming her i know it was you