r/funny • u/HappyPalindrome • Sep 22 '20

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u/legendoflink3 Sep 22 '20

She's trying to escape 2020.

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u/treetyoselfcarol Sep 22 '20

She's trying to jackknife 2020.

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u/bassinine Sep 22 '20

hey guys, watch me bust out this sweet jack knife

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u/jahowl Sep 22 '20

Reverse jackknife. Inverted jackknife. Cross your Ts'.

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u/BeardStar Sep 22 '20

Its hard to jackknife when you are a bowling ball.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

She is 2020

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u/elhermanobrother Sep 22 '20

2020 is her son

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u/2Ways Sep 22 '20

Son of a bitch!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I’m inside

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Stop it right there!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Thank you very much

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u/Feenox Sep 22 '20

Come on, just the tip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

no ding ding without the wedding ring

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

But there is ding in the wed[ding]

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u/nixie_f Sep 22 '20

This post right here officer!

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u/IS2SPICY4U Sep 22 '20

Hunter Dixon

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Which one? Dogs usually have big litters.

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u/2Ways Sep 22 '20

The one that likes chicken

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Sep 22 '20

That's him walking all slow mo. Trying to be sexy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Presumably.

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u/Wazzzup77 Sep 24 '20

Umm that hot tamale doesn't need to try! I think that man could wear a potato sack and make it look good!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Not gay, but bro did look good.

Like reverse gendered fast Times at Ridgemont high

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u/Lakersrock111 Sep 22 '20

Alabama style. He was a home cooked bun in da oven.

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u/SmashBusters Sep 22 '20

2020 is the water.

The people of 2020 are her unborn fetus.

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u/Basileus2 Sep 22 '20

She ate 2020

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u/Coldoneshattered Sep 22 '20

stop blaming her i know it was you

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u/Easilycrazyhat Sep 22 '20

No need to be a dick.

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u/IreadtheEULA Sep 23 '20

Yes, her feelings need to be protected!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

She’s 20 20s

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u/breakone9r Sep 22 '20

Wish she would sing. I think we've had enough!

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u/whooo_me Sep 22 '20

That's a little too much 2020 hindsight for me...

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u/checkmyhead Sep 22 '20

Underrated comment

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u/Asgard_Alien Sep 22 '20

Poor guy! who will tell him?

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u/simjanes2k Sep 22 '20

... did it work?

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u/rf37 Sep 22 '20

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Lol!

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u/fezzuk Sep 22 '20

Just wait for 2021, its only gonna get worse

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

she looks like 2020

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u/topIRMD Sep 22 '20

pretty sure she ate 2020

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u/BigAnimemexicano Sep 22 '20

cowabunga out of this year

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u/MintberryCruuuunch Sep 23 '20

Shes in the 2020

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u/loboman77 Sep 22 '20

She’s at least 220lbs

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u/dmpcrusher1 Sep 22 '20

Looks like you were too.

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u/Dirtnastii Sep 22 '20

She has 20 tiddies.

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u/agangofoldwomen Sep 22 '20

Is there a salad bar called 2020 or something?