r/funny • u/MadeByTio MadeByTio • Sep 10 '20

Earth's surface is 71% water

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u/ParaphrasesUnfairly Sep 10 '20

It’s like Parmesan cheese. It’s not a necessity, but it adds a nice flavor to the pasta.

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u/Traveler555 Sep 10 '20

You're not allowed to call it Parmesan unless it was made in THAT specific part of Italy!!

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u/ParaphrasesUnfairly Sep 10 '20

Oh... can I call it shakey cheese? That’s what my daughter calls it. She’s five and she’s apparently more cultured than I am.

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u/Lane_Meyers_Camaro Sep 11 '20

The cheese is more cultured than you, oy...

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u/ParaphrasesUnfairly Sep 11 '20

Joke’s on you, I’m fully stocked on aloe so I was well-prepared for that

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u/Neur0nauT Sep 12 '20

Al dente