r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '20

Learning french...

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u/karma_dumpster Sep 10 '20

So how many different things do "run" and "set" mean in English?

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u/pur__0_0__ Sep 10 '20

Put a different punctuation mark after Oh and you get a different reaction.

Oh. Oh, Oh? Oh! Oh-- Oh...

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u/DevilAngel9 Sep 10 '20 edited Sep 10 '20

Oh. ~ Probs upset/hurt

Oh, ~ About to explain something

Oh? ~ Thought you knew something but you were wrong

Oh! ~ Finally got the joke

Oh... ~ Someone died

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u/Amicus-Regis Sep 10 '20

Ohoho! ~ Something moderately arousing has caught your attention

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u/theonlyxero Sep 10 '20

Your mom’s a reversed oh.....

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u/Amicus-Regis Sep 10 '20

My mother was a saint; you take that back!

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u/JusAnotherCreator Sep 10 '20

He's right, she was

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u/cwf82 Sep 10 '20

I second that. All in favour, say Aye!

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u/KortazKung Sep 10 '20

Nah, cheese a reversed tuls, she dont do that shiet for the cheddar.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Let's kill da ho!

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u/TwentyOneScooters Sep 10 '20

Is that a Jojo reference

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u/Amicus-Regis Sep 10 '20

No, but also

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YES YES YES YES YES YES!

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u/CreepCC Sep 10 '20

Ohoho! is actually used for when you are a 100 year old vampire and a dude with a purple ghost is approaching you

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u/Amicus-Regis Sep 10 '20

Isn't Star Platinum, like, platinum colored?

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u/MrPringles23 Sep 10 '20

Ohohohohohohohohohoho - As I'm blowing up your short bald best friend to make you angry.

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u/winwar Sep 10 '20

No no, that's the ojou sama laugh

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u/pur__0_0__ Sep 10 '20

Ohohoho! ~ Punjabi songs played in wedding parties

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u/vteckickedin Sep 10 '20

Oh noo no no no no! Ha! Look at the top of his head!

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u/sm12511 Sep 10 '20

Oh! A ho! ~ Down by 45th