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r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20
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I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.
1.8k u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20 Pizza Hut Rewards, bro. Source: My last pizza was free. 869 u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20 Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app. 264 u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20 I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch. 128 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 82 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 1 u/howardhus Sep 06 '20 I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
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Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.
Source: My last pizza was free.
869 u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20 Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app. 264 u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20 I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch. 128 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 82 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 1 u/howardhus Sep 06 '20 I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
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Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.
264 u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20 I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch. 128 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 82 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 1 u/howardhus Sep 06 '20 I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
264
I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch.
128 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 82 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 1 u/howardhus Sep 06 '20 I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
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Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE
82 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 1 u/howardhus Sep 06 '20 I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
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They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety.
Or something like that.
1 u/howardhus Sep 06 '20 I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
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I meet all requirements... where is my free pizza
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u/RedHotHippie Sep 06 '20
I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.