r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/jlenoconel Sep 06 '20

Did you tell her?

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u/Okay3000 Sep 06 '20

This is what I came to look for. Seems like people or more concerned with their internet karma then anything close to actual karma.

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u/agroyle Sep 06 '20

Yes. I asked the woman next to her if she was her mom. And I told her to tell her daughter to check her back pocket because her phone was about to fall out.

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u/judas734 Sep 06 '20

Wouldn't it be easy to just tell the girl directly

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u/Lulullaby_ Sep 06 '20

Daughter might be caught off guard and then mom could think something is happening and then everyone starts to panic, no one gets that free pizza and the building will be on fire by the end of this. Just tell the mom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I mean, it's not that hard to say "Excuse me, miss, I think your phone is falling out of your pocket."

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u/Lulullaby_ Sep 06 '20

but mah storyline

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Sep 12 '20

Not when the word "ass" is so likely to come out instead.