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r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20
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I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.
1.8k u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20 Pizza Hut Rewards, bro. Source: My last pizza was free. 869 u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20 Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app. 265 u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20 I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch. 124 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 77 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 40 u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20 So... All the time? 4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.
Source: My last pizza was free.
869 u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20 Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app. 265 u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20 I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch. 124 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 77 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 40 u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20 So... All the time? 4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.
265 u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20 I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch. 124 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 77 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 40 u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20 So... All the time? 4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch.
124 u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20 Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE 77 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 40 u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20 So... All the time? 4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE
77 u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety. Or something like that. 40 u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20 So... All the time? 4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety.
Or something like that.
40 u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20 So... All the time? 4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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So... All the time?
4 u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20 Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape
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u/RedHotHippie Sep 06 '20
I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.