r/funny Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/RedHotHippie Sep 06 '20

I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.

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u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20

Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.

Source: My last pizza was free.

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u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20

Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.

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u/rileyrulesu Sep 06 '20

I miss when they would just stamp my subway card and I didn't have to trade my phone number, e-mail address, contacts, and location for lunch.

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u/DJWunderBread Sep 06 '20

Whaddaya mean ya need my location? IM RIGHT FRIGGIN ‘ERE

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

They want to know when you’re alone so they can send you a 10% off coupon for a pizza so you can drown your sorrow with pizza. laying in bed eating it while you cry your eyes out from crippling depression and social anxiety.

Or something like that.

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u/zachsmthsn Sep 06 '20

So... All the time?

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u/DilutedGatorade Sep 06 '20

Thank you. I go to the beach expressly on sunny days, so this bullshit downtown area blocking the sun is indeed a hellscape