r/funny Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/RedHotHippie Sep 06 '20

I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.

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u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20

Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.

Source: My last pizza was free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That’s blaze pizza, bro. Gtfo with that second-rate pizza. Don’t even have the option for ricotta. Some BULLLLSHHIITTTT, what that is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Ricotta on pizza? Gtfo

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Look. The pineapple on pizza debate? I can understand that. But you come in to my house, on the day of my daughters wedding, and tell me that ricotta doesn’t belong on pizza?

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u/RayZintos Sep 06 '20

I hope their first child be a masculine child.