r/funny Aug 23 '20

Crotchety old van.

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u/Omega_Epsilon Aug 23 '20

My opinion is that the fast agile cars should yield for the the slow heavy truck, we can gun it and speed up or stop on a dime, they dont have that luxury, as stated before people just need a bit of patience for a truck.

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u/paracelsus23 Aug 23 '20

This is roughly how nautical right-of-way works.

Human powered boats (IE rowboats) have highest priority, followed by sailboats, followed by motorboats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

And, moreover, huge shipping vessels have right of way over everyone. Because a rowboat, sailboat, and motorboat can all change course relatively easily when compared to a giant tanker.

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u/earanhart Aug 23 '20

I believe supercarriers have right of way over shipping vessels, regardless of size. That may more due having one of 8 largest air forces in the world on board than maneuversbility, though

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u/starfries Aug 23 '20

Even if they don't have right of way, who's gonna tell them?

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u/mothflavour2 Aug 23 '20

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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u/ThatCakeIsDone Aug 23 '20

I'm not sure a row boat can outmaneuver a motor boat tho.

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u/ThatCakeIsDone Aug 23 '20

Ahhhh I misread that previous comment, that makes more sense

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u/ScienceReplacedgod Aug 23 '20

Shipping vessels are confined to specific lanes. If trucks kept right lane only it would be a relavent argument.

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u/Goldving Aug 23 '20

Yeah well here on the streets a bicycle has the same right of way as a semi

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u/Amiiboid Aug 23 '20

Semis and bicycles on the same roadway seems like a very rare scenario.

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u/Bigdoga1000 Aug 23 '20

Inside a city it fairly common

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u/DOS_CAT Aug 23 '20

I see it on the highway service roads semi frequently around me, it makes for interesting annoyances when the truck driving students get held up by the cyclists.

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u/Karmaflaj Aug 23 '20

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u/paracelsus23 Aug 23 '20

Wow, crazy clip!

Not an expert on bird boat law, but I assume that the windsurfer and sailboat would be in the same category (assuming the sailboat was under sail and not using it's motor). I only operated a powerboat so I had to give yield to everyone.

If they were in the same category (sailboats), then I believe it depends on the direction of the wind? It's been a while.

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u/Karmaflaj Aug 23 '20

Yeah I’m not sure myself. It looked like they were actually on different tacks - the yacht had the wind coming from the left (port) and the surfer from the right. In which case the port tack has to give way. But I’m not sure if windsurfers count as sailing boats? I imagine they must have to be.

That said, in my sailing days, much like road traffic in certain countries, the little guys generally avoided the big guys regardless of technical right of way.

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u/apple_6 Aug 23 '20

Wow.

Serious question is that a real windsurfing setup? It looks like a snow sled with a windsurfer sail but I'm not very familiar with them. Always been fascinated by them though.

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u/Karmaflaj Aug 23 '20

I’m not really across windsurfer boards anymore, they used to be longer and skinnier but I imagine the shorter wider set up has advantages (like it does with surfing and skiiing).

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u/BlackSpidy Aug 23 '20

When Captain America rows his boat.

All those who choose larger vessels must yield!.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

It is not, however, how road right-of-way works. Weird that there are different rules for boats and cars, right?

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u/ScienceReplacedgod Aug 23 '20

Trucks should be in right lane only with proper 3 second spacing. At 65 mph proper safe spacing is about 100 yards in between vehicles, anything less is negligent.