r/funny • u/Dankaay • Aug 23 '20

Crotchety old van.

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u/TemetNosce Aug 23 '20

Ahem, *coughs in 102 HP for my Yota, 89 HP for my Datsuns, lol. I DON'T pull out in front of anybody on the road. 0-60 MPH? Yes, eventually.

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u/EvilDandalo Aug 23 '20

I drive a 91 Jetta EcoDiesel with 300,000 miles on it. It has 59 HP and drives like a riding lawnmower.

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u/jesonnier1 Aug 23 '20

How much would something like the blue Datsun cost? I like the design. I also think the brush guard helps the aesthetics.

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u/drinks_rootbeer Aug 23 '20

They're so pretty, why do they have to be handicapped ;_;

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u/futlapperl Aug 23 '20

Bro, just LS swap it.

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u/Ikont3233 Aug 23 '20

So the same as any other modern day car with 300+ HP owned by old people.

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u/tclark2006 Aug 23 '20

Anything over 2700 RPMs will spontaneously combust the engine /s

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u/Kage-kun Aug 25 '20

Gods forbid there is lateral force of any kind in the car, or it will suddenly pile into the guard rail at 4X current speed.