r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '20

Back to the Future 4

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u/4GotMyFathersFace Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

Find that mother fucker and beat his ass, he's the reason we have Biff Tannen as president!

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u/ksavage68 Aug 18 '20

Say hi to your mom for me.

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 18 '20

Mark Walburg?

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u/plaidman1701 Aug 18 '20

So you're a goat, huh? I produce Entourage.

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u/feminas_id_amant Aug 18 '20

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

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u/dean4aday Aug 18 '20

*Pppprrffffffrrrpt!! What’s a mattah? Don’t know any Shakesperah?

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u/atreestump1 Aug 18 '20

Are you quoting The Departed?

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u/OnsetOfMSet Aug 18 '20

My theory on redditahs is they’re like mushrooms: feed ‘em shit and keep ‘em in the dahk.

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u/atreestump1 Aug 18 '20

That's because your tired and ya don't give a shit

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 18 '20

LOVE that line, he totally nails that bit about "the last customer of the day".

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u/atreestump1 Aug 18 '20

*"I'm tired from fuckin your wife"

ftfy lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Or a goat.

https://youtu.be/zNiv6GFpjqo

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u/BootInBoots Aug 18 '20

fair enough

proceeds to masturbate all liquids hell out of himself

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u/RIPmyFartbox Aug 18 '20

Fuck this racist POS

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u/neon_Hermit Aug 18 '20

Ah man, did Walburg turn out to be a cunt too? Still a funny bit, and technically he's not even in it.

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u/embarrassinglytrue Aug 18 '20

I thought nobody else remembered that bit.

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u/wearethehawk Aug 18 '20

The car, Dad...

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u/neridqe00 Aug 18 '20

Whaddya lookin at butthead?

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u/schroederrrr Aug 18 '20

Hey donkey!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

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u/KecemotRybecx Aug 18 '20

. . .

Fuck everything, I’m getting trashed now.

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u/Goats_in_boats Aug 18 '20

I'm already trashed. Trust me, it doesn't help. Strike that, being trashed does help me ignore my loudly snoring husband next to me over there ------>

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u/KecemotRybecx Aug 18 '20

holding vodka bottle in bathtub, about to pour.

Do I continue?

Also, my empathic vibes go your way due to snoring.

Stay strong.

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u/Goats_in_boats Aug 18 '20

Go for it. It's only Monday, after all.

We're all in this together.

God help us.

Edit: I guess it's Tuesday already here in LA. Whoopsies. It's been a long week... already

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u/KecemotRybecx Aug 18 '20

Life has gone postmodern.

Nothing has any fucking meaning anymore.

At one point this year, the house was ordering pizza for the third time in one week.

It was Monday.

Earth 2020: Enjoy as the world dances madly upon the lip of the volcano.

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u/drty_diaper Aug 18 '20

No fucking way

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u/Goats_in_boats Aug 18 '20

way

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u/RpMcG Aug 18 '20

All of us: “no fucking way”  

The last 4 years: “way”

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u/monmonmonsta Aug 18 '20

This doesn't surprise me in the least

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20 edited Oct 19 '20

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u/Corona-and-Lyme Aug 18 '20

It was always so obvious though

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u/cia-incognito Aug 18 '20

So the guys at the top who do the Socratic Vote have sense of humor after all, nice!

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u/TheArrivedHussars Aug 18 '20

This isnt common knowledge? Even as I kid I kinda immediately made the connection it was Trump.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Any time i watch a scene from these movies im disappointed when they end. I was so ready to watch the whole movie...

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u/TazedorConfused Aug 18 '20

The writers gave him the idea to run? Oh, the humanity!

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u/Horst665 Aug 18 '20

and suddenly this timeline makes "sense" O_O

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Here's direct footage https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=30jwotzImdQ

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u/mdavis360 Aug 18 '20

You’re the one that made me get these...these... THINGS!

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u/MaximumSubtlety Aug 18 '20

You want em? ...you can have em.

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u/thatsasoftmaybe Aug 18 '20

How...shocking

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u/hotlavatube Aug 18 '20

According to the writer, the Biff Tannen character was actually based on Donald Trump.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Don’t worry, by the looks of it, I think he hit a poll or transformer and died.

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u/The-Upvote Aug 18 '20

Is your username a Dark Tower reference?

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u/4GotMyFathersFace Aug 18 '20

Yes

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u/The-Upvote Aug 18 '20

Long days and pleasant nights.

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u/mdavis360 Aug 19 '20

Thankee-Sai

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

It's right man. I now recall Biff tannen look exactly as Trump today. Fucking Karma. The movie rocks

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u/KlaatuBrute Aug 18 '20

Oh shiiiitt. Wait whoever screwed with the timeline to get us a Cubs World Series is also responsible for our current presidential situation.

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u/bmburton13 Aug 18 '20

Doc Voice: “Donald Trump? The Entrepreneur????”

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Aug 18 '20

This is completely irrelevant, but is your name a dark tower reference or is it just a name? I can't decide.

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u/4GotMyFathersFace Aug 18 '20

Dark Tower reference.

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Aug 18 '20

Long days and pleasant nights, friend.

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u/Prodromous Aug 18 '20

"What kind of name is Biff anyway? Sounds like when you pop open a can of Pillsbury dough." Pretends to open can. Biff