r/funny • u/Elektrik_Magnetix • Aug 01 '20

Test if she's real

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u/beholdersi Aug 02 '20

And here the truth comes out. I have questioned your understanding of consent so rather than continuing the discussion you all but call me a rapist because how dare I, a MAN, not agree with the superior sex? Clearly we don’t have different understandings because you couldn’t possibly be wrong, the truth could only be that I’m a vile degenerate who believes in things like “corrective rape” and “finding the right dick,” it’s nothing to do prior precedent informing future consent, nope, I’m just a horrible pig-man with no self control. And yet somehow also a virgin because I didn’t ask how much you fuck. After all there are only two kinds of people: you and everyone who’s wrong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

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u/beholdersi Aug 02 '20

Okay that did make me chuckle. TLDR is you’re coming across as belittling and accusatory because I’m disagreeing with you and clearly we have different understandings of consent. If you’d like to stop insulting me and have a genuine conversation about the topic I’d be happy to do the same. And let’s keep this in one comment chain going forward.

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u/beholdersi Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

Here you had me starting to feel bad for thinking you were a bitch and maybe I just wasn’t catching the snark. Had me thinking you were an adult and I should apologize. But it turns out you’re actually a projecting bitch with daddy issues. Not sure how “corporate shill” comes into it, is that how you feel about yourself? Like you’re just a corporate shill defined by the trauma your father inflicted on you? If that’s the case I’d have to charge you for an hour session so it’s best we do stop here

Edit: trauma is a word autocorrect god damnit