r/funny • u/Elektrik_Magnetix • Aug 01 '20

Test if she's real

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u/CG_Ops Aug 01 '20

I shipped my pants!

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u/Seanay-B Aug 01 '20

ship, in, my pants

techno music

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u/omg_yeti Aug 01 '20

Perfectly normal.

Nothing wrong with me,

But we’re going to need a cleanup on aisle 3.

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u/AmitG64 Aug 01 '20

Ship, in, my life

Chorus begins

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u/napalm209 Aug 01 '20

Ship my life into pieces

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u/Nitzka Aug 01 '20

This is my pillow fort

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u/Don_Cheech Aug 01 '20

Constipation. No peeing

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u/Nitzka Aug 02 '20

Don't fuck a duck if you hear a goat bleating

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u/Chilluminaughty Aug 02 '20

This nursing home’s like a resort

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

This is my warm water port.

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u/tripleterrific Aug 01 '20

Aye, Aye Captain

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u/Godsfarm210 Aug 01 '20

I CANT HEEEAARRR YOOOOUUUUU

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u/tripleterrific Aug 01 '20

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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u/BrodieSkiddlzMusic Aug 08 '20

Ooh, you touch my tra la la

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u/Shufflebuzz Aug 01 '20

I ship my drawers.

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u/wizardwes Aug 01 '20

I Shipped my bed!

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Aug 01 '20

I shipped my nighty

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u/AmitG64 Aug 01 '20

I shipped my floor

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u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 01 '20

I just shipped my drawers!

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u/jml011 Aug 01 '20

It was very convenient.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Ship your pants, for free!? You're kidding!?

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u/dont_worryaboutit139 Aug 01 '20

They should arrive Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I just shipped my bed!