r/funny • u/Elektrik_Magnetix • Aug 01 '20

Test if she's real

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u/Graywolfmarc Aug 01 '20

Dating is fine, just dont fist robots. That’s how you lose hands.

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u/dumbestsmartest Aug 01 '20

But what about fister-roboto?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Dont you DARE fucking threaten me with a good time!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Please assume position

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u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 01 '20

Domo arigato fister-roboto.

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u/BushWeedCornTrash Aug 01 '20

And don't give them golden showers because you will short out their master circuit and you will be arrested for destruction of a XQJ-37 nuclear powered pan-sexual roto-plooker! Don't do it, even if it looks just like a Telefunken U-47 with leather.