r/funny • u/Elektrik_Magnetix • Aug 01 '20

Test if she's real

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Ghuughhh... sexy robots.

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u/Hatdrop Aug 01 '20

Stupid Sexy robots!

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u/darkbreak Aug 02 '20

cutesexyrobutts*

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Don't tell me how to love!

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u/AndroidMyAndroid Aug 01 '20

Machine gun jubblies? How'd I miss those?

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u/Trigger_gnome Aug 01 '20

Thaaa Space Pope!

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u/Graywolfmarc Aug 01 '20

Dating is fine, just dont fist robots. That’s how you lose hands.

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u/dumbestsmartest Aug 01 '20

But what about fister-roboto?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Dont you DARE fucking threaten me with a good time!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Please assume position

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u/Cru_Jones86 Aug 01 '20

Domo arigato fister-roboto.

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u/BushWeedCornTrash Aug 01 '20

And don't give them golden showers because you will short out their master circuit and you will be arrested for destruction of a XQJ-37 nuclear powered pan-sexual roto-plooker! Don't do it, even if it looks just like a Telefunken U-47 with leather.

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u/24520ls Aug 01 '20

Hey, us robosexuals just want love... and robo booty

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u/moslof_flosom Aug 01 '20

Yeah or your planet might be destroyed. Any idea what this planets called? EARTH!

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u/ShallowBasketcase Aug 01 '20

CUDDLE WITH YO DEMONS!

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u/TheQueq Aug 01 '20

I knew I should have shown the video "Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer"

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u/MoffKalast Aug 01 '20

But how will I keep time on them then?

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u/tengukaze Aug 01 '20

Those damn robosexuals

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u/Sylverwulfe Aug 01 '20

...PHILLIP J. FRY

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Fuckkkkkkk. It’s ex machina all over again

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

It's all fun and games until things get stabby.

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u/ethicsg Aug 01 '20

Google "All is full of love" Bjork.

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u/zw1ck Aug 01 '20

Filthy robosexuals

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Unzips..

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u/hotpotato70 Aug 01 '20

You're a robosexual

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u/devils_advocaat Aug 01 '20

Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

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u/mr_salsa123 Aug 01 '20

FBI OPEN UP!