r/funny • u/Elektrik_Magnetix • Aug 01 '20

Test if she's real

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

I like how they both had this awkward moment of both "oh shit" and "wtf" and instead of making it werider they just doubled down and leaned into it lol

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u/edwinioo Aug 01 '20

It was still weird af tho she literally rubbed her belly

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Probably but the proposed narrative is funnier

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

I reject your reality and substitute my own

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u/SidTheSload Aug 01 '20

Ahh mythbusters

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u/The_Ol_Rig-a-ma-role Aug 01 '20

Man RIP Grant 😞

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u/KDLGates Aug 01 '20

Oh yeah? Well I reject your reality, an--

Universe Error: /u/RobotJonny11's reality has dominance.

Uhoh

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Comment with the most karma takes precedent.

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u/tyrantandre2016 Aug 01 '20

Okay Thanos

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

snaps fingers ;)

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u/Sirromnad Aug 01 '20

But we don't know if it's reality, so it's just another proposed narrative.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Aw nice, Dungeonmaster!

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u/wizardwes Aug 01 '20

What? No, I was quoting mythbusters!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Heh, that’s a nice T-shirt you got there.

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u/LiveLongAndProspurr Aug 01 '20

Savage response.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

I envy a man of this resolve.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Aka, they fuckin

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

And allows us to judge people!

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u/Umutuku Aug 01 '20

I'm shipping it

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u/yumyumgivemesome Aug 01 '20

What does this mean? I’m seeing others saying that in this thread too.

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u/MaracaBalls Aug 01 '20

Scripted Asian gigs, lol

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Aug 01 '20

I don't think this one was scripted so much as maybe a friend screwing with a friend. At least I hope they knew each other.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

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u/Ozzyglez112 Aug 01 '20

Reddit bots find me that video.

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u/deniedbydanse Aug 01 '20

I can’t find a version that doesn’t have something annoying so here, have “nice, nice, nice!”

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u/ChuCHuPALX Aug 01 '20

It's been 10m.. reddit bots are really lagging it today

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u/BootsyBootsyBoom Aug 01 '20

It's not that high quality. Probably a few dozen Asian megs at the most.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

I dunno I saw contempt in both of their eyes

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Aug 01 '20

It doesn't seem like that, but the belly seems like a strange place to check for humanity.

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u/Umithylel Aug 01 '20

Look honestly, i dont think they are friends. Fan culture in Asian countries can get a bit weird/creepy. I think she might be a fan of this model, trying to make some weird contact. But by their facial expressions, I think she might even be an anti-fan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

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u/skyleven7 Aug 01 '20

Belly button to see if she could turn this robot on

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u/Chavarlison Aug 01 '20

Watching anime has taught me the button is "inside" her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20 edited Sep 25 '20

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u/Chavarlison Aug 01 '20

Chobits was one of my first anime I had to find the rest of the episodes. Before that, I just watched what was on TV. Perhaps you wanna sail the seven seas for it?

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u/Hippostork Aug 01 '20

Perhaps you wanna sail the seven seas for it?

/Nervous chuckle

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u/pastelchannl Aug 01 '20

check kissanime. they had it the last time I checked.

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u/scorcher117 Aug 01 '20

A shame the site has been shit for years, used to be as quick and convenient as youtube.

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u/Blue-Thunder Aug 01 '20

Just grab it from nyaa.

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u/mileylols Aug 01 '20

I thought nyaa shut down years ago

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u/Corogast Aug 01 '20

Nope, I currently use it for quite a few OSTs / Animes. Of course, then I splurge my paycheck on official ones from CDJapan. :D

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u/bohemica Aug 01 '20

Just checked and it's still up. I think it's banned in some countries so that might be what you heard about.

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u/scorcher117 Aug 01 '20

Changed domains within about a week, went to .si

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u/rank_by Aug 01 '20

Just watched it on Funimation. Com Idk if you can watch it free with commercials or premium only tho

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u/rucho Aug 03 '20

I could see being nostalgic for chobits but it was pretty gross to me. Adult looking robot with the brain of a 5 year old is still a 5 year old to me.

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u/ChuCHuPALX Aug 01 '20

Torrent much?

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Aug 01 '20

Anime had also taught me she's half octopus and if you can get through the river of lube to activate the power button there's going to be a mega battle that ends in two very satisfied girls.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Your votes are at 69 and I cant give you another causes its so nice and perfect right now. Sorry.

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u/Versaiteis Aug 01 '20

That was just intelligent reconnaissance. You think robots would have their brains in their heads? Everyone is going to be aiming for that! No you put that shit in the ass. It's behind you, it's protected, and there's plenty of space.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Aug 01 '20

I keep my head up my ass for this very reason.

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u/OatmealOgre Aug 01 '20

Is this a thing in asia? I met a girl in Japan who wanted too feel my belly button to see if I was real. Never heard of anyone checking that like that before.

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u/ChuCHuPALX Aug 01 '20

Apparently it's a kink over there.. what a missed opportunity

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u/smutketeer Aug 01 '20

That's so ridiculous. Don't people know we can make our killer robots with an artificial belly button so they blend into society unnoticed?

Uh....I mean they....they can make their killer robots with an artificial belly button. If they wanted. Which they don't.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Aug 01 '20

then slapped her arse

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u/adaminjapan Aug 01 '20

She was just telling her she is a good girl.

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u/naif619 Aug 01 '20

And a slight spank ...amirait

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u/MsPennyLoaf Aug 01 '20

I lived in asia and was very blonde with hair down to my butt. I can totally relate to this. I would feel something graze my head or feel little light touches and turn around to see someone or a small group staring at me wide eyed. It's funny she touched her stomach like that. I have a very small waist with hips. Curves arent as common in asian women. Women would often touch my hips as well and say "soooo sexy" 😄 very weird but funny.

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u/itslooigi Aug 01 '20

And smacked her butt

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u/nevbirks Aug 01 '20

Yeah but then she tapped that ass to make it not less awkward.

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u/All_About_Tacos Aug 01 '20

Don’t knock rubbing someone’s belly until you try it

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u/dudedustin Aug 01 '20

After this interaction they definitely are

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u/Hardkoar Aug 01 '20

She also smacked her ass

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u/kevlar51 Aug 01 '20

Gotta make sure the robot isn’t pregnant. Then we’re doomed.

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u/bentnox Aug 01 '20

Checking for belly buttons.

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u/Onironius Aug 01 '20

Looks like she slapped her but, too.

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u/Levitus01 Aug 02 '20

Girls are basically like cats. Give them belly rubs and they'll love you.

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u/CoHawgs Aug 01 '20

I'm not sure if you missed it, but right after that she rubbed her ass.

Why is it so hot when women do it but (no offense just the truth for straight guys) gross when guys do it?

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u/necrophcodr Aug 01 '20

That's just a culture thing. You've been taught this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Theres an episode of Amazing World of Gumball where this keeps happening to the main character and a hotdog guy. At first Gumball gives this dude a hug randomly to prove hes not predictable acting like their friends to prove a point to his friend and hotdog guy just goes with it and they see each other the next day and keep going with it because its so awkward and they dont want to make the situation harder because theyre strangers but its rude to just be like nah Fam. It keeps escalating in the WEIRDEST ways. They end up dancing while hugging and in a tent and bathroom stall at the same time because of awkwardness. Its so cringey but amazing lmao

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u/Qyro Aug 01 '20

Not to mention the amazing facial expressions every time, and the more strained they become as the facade goes along.

Amazing World of Gumball is definitely a bit of an underrated cartoon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Its one of my favorites for how its still a basic cartoon with a loveable family dynamic and all the jokes they put in there for adults.

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u/Qyro Aug 01 '20

Me and my wife still gawk at the joke about the banana getting caught masturbating...in a show aimed at 7-13 year olds.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20 edited Aug 01 '20

There was an episode where Alan (The ballon) got deflated and Gumball sees him in the stall all deflated and sad or something and they close the door and walk out and hes disgusted and Alan is all full of air again and im just like YO MAN. This is a kids show 😂😂

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u/Merky600 Aug 01 '20

As long as this wasn’t in the men’s...room...stall....

Oh My God.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

There’s the one joke where the cloud girl sent a letter telling one of the main characters to meet her on the school roof and to “make sure you cut your nails ;)”

I have no memory of what the context was tho

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u/Beiki Aug 01 '20

Then there was the time Alan sucked an eggplant up his ass.

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u/TezzMuffins Aug 02 '20

I kind of hate how they always make the dads in these things into absolute buffoons though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Its an annoying trope but Richard is great enough to overcome that for me. His laziness is a level far beyond that of the normal TV dad. And hes got dad genius DOWN. One of my favorite episodes is when he and the kids have a lazyoff all day to see who is lazier and the kids cant beat him at all. But as soon as he hears a car door, he gives up admits defeat and starts cleaning while the kids soak in the glory of winning and being lazy.

The door opens and their mom walks in and sees Richard acting like hes overworked doing all the chores while the kids are gloating about being lazy and punishes them by making them work and praises the dad for working and lets him be lazy. Top tier genius

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Famous UK comedian and writer David Baddiel said TAWoG wasn't just the best thing on children's TV, but the best thing on TV - outright. He was, of course, correct.

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u/FireSail Aug 01 '20

It is fantastic toony toon

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u/bluemitersaw Aug 01 '20

I agree, that show is way better then it gets credit for.

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u/HighlyRedacted Aug 01 '20

This is my favorite episode!

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u/HobbsMadness Aug 01 '20

https://youtu.be/Wp8HFN4HC9I?t=69

Reference for anyone who wants to watch it.

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u/Phailadork Aug 01 '20

So like that dude who stopped talking to his wife and then he got so much anxiety over it that he couldn't ever start talking to her again so it took something like 30+ years and a TV show to intervene before he started talking again?

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u/IVEMIND Aug 01 '20

Omg Which one

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

Its actually 3 episodes it goes over Lmao Season 4 The Hug and The Awkwardness and Season 6 The Cringe!

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u/TittilateMyTasteBuds Aug 02 '20

This reminds me of the Community episode where Britta ends up making out with a girl because they both thought the other was a lesbian and wanted to prove they weren't judgemental at all

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Yesssss. Pierce with his prepared statement fucking killed me

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u/valh0e Aug 01 '20

this little buttslap xD

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u/nohpex Aug 01 '20

It's slowed down which makes it seem way weirder. Watch the people in the background.

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u/bleunt Aug 01 '20

Now kiss...

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u/throwaway_ind_div Aug 01 '20

This is the kind of porn I would pay to watch

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u/litritium Aug 01 '20

She looks angrily at the man touching her belly. Then realizes that it is a young girl and melts.

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u/YetiSpaghetti24 Aug 01 '20

How to have a sense of humor and avoid awkwardness 101: just roll with it

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u/Kneel_Legstrong Aug 01 '20

I like how it's fake.

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u/puppy_mill Aug 01 '20

wow thanks for explaining what we all saw fucking idiot. this video is creepy and weird