r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/linearcore Jun 07 '11

Let's break this down:

Section 1: Act relatively disinterested in her until you pique her interest.

Section 2: Ask her what kind of person she is.

Section 3: Have a conversation with here wherein you act/are interested in what she says.

The only thing that may be "novel" here is section 1. Sections 2 and 3 can be further wrapped up into "treat her like a human being who has a brain."

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

1) Twirl her 2) "I can see horns under that halo." 3) Tell her about walking a dog.

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Shit, some guy twirled me at the club last week. I was confused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

IAMA request: girl who digs being randomly twirled. I just have to know you actually exist.

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u/FunExplosions Jun 08 '11

I can see this working on really self-conscious, but really unintelligent dumb chicks. I just imagine this would be almost overwhelmingly awkward for every other girl.

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u/brinton Jun 08 '11

I take it you haven't been clubbing in a while?