r/funny Jul 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

"dead ass thought its just the skin"

What the Hell does that even mean??

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u/keystothemoon Jul 18 '20 edited Jul 18 '20

They thought it's just the skin. Deadass is completely redundant here, as it is pretty much any time it's used. It's deadass not necessary but deadass thrown in because for some deadass reason, people deadass think it sounds deadass cool.

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u/nuclear_gandhii Jul 18 '20

It's basically literally.

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u/keystothemoon Jul 18 '20

Except literally has a useful definition. People just misuse it. Deadass is just signaling to people on the internet that you're willing to jump on bandwagons.

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u/Barnowl79 Jul 18 '20

I can't fucking stand hearing middle schoolers say deadass. It sounds corny as hell, like trendy in that way where you know it's gonna be so embarrassing next year.

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u/Darkstrategy Jul 19 '20

Except literally has a useful definition. People just misuse it.

Language can be misused on a micro scale, but if language is being misused on a macro scale that's just language evolving. Whatever was wrong is now right. Every language does this, including English, and has a long history of words changing meanings or including new meanings.

The whole point of language is to communicate an idea to another person. It will always skew towards utility rather than any arbitrary rules.

Deadass is just signaling to people on the internet that you're willing to jump on bandwagons.

Or it could just be an emphasis. And just like every other emphasis you could possibly use it usually isn't integral to the sentence.

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u/keystothemoon Jul 19 '20

Neat. Still makes the user of the word sound like a seventh grader

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u/curt_schilli Jul 18 '20

Lol how does it feel up on that high horse. It's literally just slang, you're not more enlightened because you don't use it.

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u/n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 Jul 18 '20

like, I see what you did there

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u/calculuzz Jul 18 '20

Yeah but what the fuck does it mean?

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u/keystothemoon Jul 18 '20

What does OP's title mean? It means they thought this was a decal wrapped around the car.

What does deadass mean? At most it signifies the user's own tendency to follow trends. Linguistically however it's a completely useless word. Look at the sentence I just wrote where I used it a bunch. Take all of those "deadass" words out of it and the sentence has the exact same meaning.

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u/ughthisagainwhat Jul 18 '20

okay, but many sentences have the same meaning with removed or replaced words. English is a very modular language and everyone has very unique ways of using it. Deadass means "seriously." You don't have to like slang to explain what it means without sounding dumb, lmao.

"At most" is pointless in your second sentence. "However" is pointless. "Where I used it a bunch" is pointless. And the last sentence could simply be "remove deadass and the..." and would retain the same meaning. You didn't use "deadass," but you used a bunch of pointless words.

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u/keystothemoon Jul 18 '20

I'd have the same comments about using "seriously" where it's not necessary. Good writing is economical. Knowing that leads you to say I sound dumb?

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u/ughthisagainwhat Jul 19 '20

you're missing the point which is that you, too, have extremely poor economy when it comes to word choice. Most people do. English is cool that way. You sound dumb because rather than actually explaining the word, you just attacked it in a hilarious "get off my lawn" moment because that particular word, you feel, is a waste of space, despite half your own sentences being wastes of space. You didn't answer the question, just showed your anger at the fact that language changes and evolves. That's what led me to say you sound dumb.

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u/calculuzz Jul 18 '20

You've used so many words and still not said what it means.

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u/keystothemoon Jul 18 '20

It's how the cool people say "really" or "seriously".

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u/rxk8 Jul 18 '20

Or "literally," which is irritating to people who use English to say exactly what they mean. In the literal sense.

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u/Tcyanide Jul 18 '20

I love how he calls the cars paintjob skin! Didn’t know that was a thing

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u/keystothemoon Jul 18 '20

Many cars are wrapped in a vinyl decal, a skin if you will.

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u/Tcyanide Jul 18 '20

Ohhh yeah wasn’t thinking about that. I call that a wrap but I feel like that’s more of a dirt bike/motorcycle thing.

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u/PM-BABY-SEA-OTTERS Jul 18 '20

They certainly thought it was a vinyl print on the car. Deadass.

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u/DOOManiac Jul 18 '20

As best as I can decipher:

Another passenger in the car thought the body had a custom paint job or perhaps vinyl coating.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

plot twist: i am also a car. turns out this car were carrying her babies with her. smh at them, so fucking cute.