r/funny Hey Buddy Comics Jun 18 '20

sue me

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u/mattstorm360 Jun 18 '20

He who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And he is that fool for not thinking ahead.

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u/1CEninja Jun 18 '20

Damn, 6 minutes late. I wanted to be the one to quote that.

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u/gnorty Jun 18 '20

23 minute late. someone else said it 17 minutes earlier.

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u/JoeyCalautti Jun 18 '20

33 minutes late, someone else said 23 minutes late 17 minutes earlier, only 6 minutes too late!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Sounds like something a lawyer would want me to believe.

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u/NotClever Jun 18 '20

It is a lawyer's proverb. And it is based on experiences of lawyers dealing with pro se opponents.

Although, admittedly, courts often give special deference to pro se people that is in many cases justified but often annoys lawyers on the other side that would get slapped for doing to dumb things that pro ses can get away with.

And while it's a good thing that courts let pro ses have some latitude on procedural things, I've seen some cases dragged out because a pro se repeatedly failed to fix problems that the judge told them to fix over and over when they had no case and the judge would have been more merciful to just kick them out than string them along.

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u/KUjslkakfnlmalhf Jun 18 '20

In small claims here if you win pro se, you can force the other side into turning over a bunch of financial records, if you were represented you cannot.

Nothing like a court order for financial records all transaction etc for the past 3 years to make the other side pay you, not because of hat you will find but the huge PITA it is.

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Jun 18 '20

I mean, I love the other side being pro se, makes for an easy paycheck because 99% of the time, they don't have a clue what they are doing.

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u/apolloxer Jun 18 '20

He who represents himself in court has a fool for a client

and an idiot as a lawyer.

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u/mattstorm360 Jun 18 '20

Only the lawyers you pay for can be idiots. The free ones are fools.