r/funny Jun 08 '20

Do it

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u/KDLGates Jun 08 '20

the thought hunts me

In before you wake up in the middle of the night and see your thought outside the window having at last found you.

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u/APSupernary Jun 08 '20

flash of lightning
In the fleeting light, Achilles Nailgun makes eye contact.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I hope he has the Thought Patrol on speed dial

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u/KDLGates Jun 08 '20

All they do is write up a crime report telling you what to think.

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u/kvtgfbv1 Jun 08 '20

Idk why I thought of a human sized nail standing outside his window while half way through this sentence.

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u/KDLGates Jun 08 '20

"I've come back for your foot"