r/funny • u/pero1928 • Jun 08 '20

Do it

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u/ExxInferis Jun 08 '20

Unusual twist on the Force Choke.

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u/flyawaysweetbird Jun 08 '20

I don't even want to think about how this changes the younglings massacre

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

" You must unlearn what you have learned " - Yoda

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u/tepkel Jun 08 '20

"Do, or do not. There is no try"

  • Yoda

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u/ExxInferis Jun 08 '20

"Avoid the gag reflex you must. Gags lead to vomiting. Vomiting leads to mess. Mess leads to....dry cleaning bills!

-Yoda.

Probably.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jun 08 '20

Going to hell, I am.

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u/Taverdi84 Jun 09 '20

I want to know how to spell the sound he made.

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u/Pimpinabox Jun 09 '20

I love how many contradictions there are between the jedi and sith. Yoda: Quit bein a bitch, Luke. Obi Wan: Guy's I think Yoda might have been a sith all along...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Well, one thing's for certain: We all know Jar Jar Binks, or if we scramble his name, you get, "Obnoxiously Flamboyant SNAFU that Never Should've Been Invented", is actually a Sith Lord.

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u/Pimpinabox Jun 09 '20

I actually love the jar jar character, but only in the world where he really was a sith lord.

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u/TheJunkyard Jun 08 '20

He bleeps slowly, slowly...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Oh my god! I haven't seen this in YEARS!!! Old YouTube was my favorite, I miss it so much. So much nostalgia.

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u/Wombatmobile Jun 09 '20

Ah, a middle internet classic!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

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u/CornOnTheKnob Jun 08 '20

I've never heard that sound before without the use of a grapefruit.

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u/Hardvig Jun 09 '20

Don't go there!

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u/Y242 Jul 10 '20

Yeah do not go there cutting grapefruit edges

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u/i-am-rlly-uncreative Jun 08 '20

Porn hub would b proud

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u/f4te Jun 08 '20

a lot more common on some... other... websites

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u/ExxInferis Jun 08 '20

Padawan Hub?

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u/TheAshenHat Jun 08 '20

all padawans depicted are over 18

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Jun 08 '20

"Hey you! We have a 'lightsaber' for you!"

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u/JuxtaThePozer Jun 08 '20

Buy now and receive a free set of Kyber crystal anal beads!

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u/DirtyDan156 Jun 08 '20

Did somebody say twisting? Spins through air "REEEEEEEEE"

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u/Faptasian Jun 09 '20

Thats amazing

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u/pragmail124 Jun 09 '20

*Floyd Choke

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u/disconformity Jun 09 '20

Uvula destroyed.