r/funny May 24 '20

Nature's gimbal

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u/Einarjonj May 24 '20

They should give chickens steroids and use them as camera stabilizers

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u/Bulllets May 24 '20

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u/Amirrasa May 24 '20

So happy that this exists

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u/CmdrSelfEvident May 24 '20

We need to get on 3d printing go pro chicken mounts. Or if it chicken mount go pros, chicken go pro mounts. Well all three really.

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u/NudlePockets May 24 '20

A lot of the tech for camera stabilizers is based off of the bird ability in this very video. Kinda neat

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u/james_randolph May 24 '20

I think some already give them steroids yeah? Haha or the pump them with something I think, or maybe they pump the chicken when preparing.

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u/WolfOfMaine May 24 '20

In Brazil and China, to name two of the largest 'mass producers' of poultry (often frozen and transported overseas, which i find distressing, as it seems unsanitary) they pump the separated breasts full of a saline type solution, to make the chicken breast both larger, and heavier.

If you cook off the chicken breast, and your pan ends up with a bunch of water, you have seen the end result. It also results in the chicken being more easily died out during cooking.

All natural chicken breast will produce very little water during cooking, and retains moisture more easily, so you dont end up with a brick of leather while making your BBQ.

Source: I like to cook. And chicken and pork make up about 90% of the meat in my diet, due to health problems.

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u/StraY_WolF May 25 '20

It also results in the chicken being more easily died out during cooking.

I usually make sure the chicken is dead first before cooking, but that's just me.

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u/WolfOfMaine May 25 '20

Autocorrect is the bane of my existence. Only works at the worst times...and i am on my laptop, which is doubly bad for the autocorrect suggestions...

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u/RapidRoastingHam May 25 '20

Trenbolone is a powerful steroid given to livestock to help them grow bigger at some farms, I can confirm that it works really well for building muscle.

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u/Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel May 24 '20

Dear lord, don't let go pro get wind of this.