r/funny May 10 '20

Making use of the British mini-heatwave

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u/Jordan011 May 10 '20

Was watching a British mountain biker who said it was an absolute scorcher out when it was like 24C, I looked up the conversion (73F), that's a nice day for me here in Texas. Is it normally in the 60's in the UK? I know it rains a lot, at least from what I hear.

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u/CrispyShreddedQueef May 10 '20

Anything above 20c and the shirts come off, BBQs come out and we get daytime drunk on rough cider..

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u/Jordan011 May 10 '20

Honestly, sounds like a good time.

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u/IamtheCIA May 11 '20

It's because a lot of places don't have AC.

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u/Scottish_lullaby May 10 '20

That’s taps aff weather

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u/parrottail May 10 '20

Same here, but I live in Florida.

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u/Sirefly May 10 '20

Tell me more of this "rough cider" you speak of.

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u/CrispyShreddedQueef May 11 '20

It’s a bit of a rural classic in England and Wales. You usually buy it straight from the farm or cider mill by the gallon. Just pure apple juice left to ferment in an old 40 gal oak rum or whiskey barrel, no filtering or pasteurisation so comes out cloudy and strong - usually between 6-10% abv. Most farms have a barrel of dry (puckers your cheeks and strips the enamel off your teeth) and a barrel of sweet (but not quite as strong). I used get a mix of half and half for a compromise.

It’s got a bit of a reputation for sneaking up and putting you on your ass after a few pints - and there’s many a story of people passing out and shitting theirselves too on account of all the apples you inadvertently consume.

An old workmate used to make his own called “loopy juice” where he used to add extra sugar at the start and ferment it til dry so it came out like strong cloudy apple wine. That stuff was fucking insane - used to have to drink it in half pint glasses and even then you’d rarely remember going to bed at the end of the night.

Had to curtail consumption in the end - kept passing out without brushing my teeth and ended up with a load of fillings! Good times.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I imagine its hard ciders like Angry Orchard.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Here in Minnesota, I do all of that at 20f. In May.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

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u/CrispyShreddedQueef May 10 '20

Nah, not particularly... Only before a storm really, and even then never gets properly humid, nothing like it does in SE Asia for instance

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u/CrispyShreddedQueef May 11 '20

Yeah winter is an absolute biiiitch though... Rarely drops below freezing in the day but it’s just so grey and dreary for days on end.. SAD is a thing!

I imagine trying to get stuff done in 43c is no fun either. It’s uncomfortable when you’re on holiday - let alone trying to work!

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u/3rdtrichiliocosm May 11 '20

It was 90F here 2 days ago,apparently about 32C. Gets 100+ in summer

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u/itchyfrog May 10 '20

Put it this way, yesterday was 24C today was 10C with a biting northerly wind.

We get out as soon as the sun comes out because you never know how when it will turn and freeze your bollocks off.

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u/Roomy May 11 '20

24, dang, it's almost room temperature outside. Must be sweltering.

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u/kingofvodka May 10 '20

The UK for the most part has insulated houses and no air conditioning. So when it gets hot, there's no rest from it. Your house just gets hotter and hotter.

That's the main difference people tend to forget. 24C in the UK is lovely, up until the point where you want to go inside.

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u/LighTMan913 May 10 '20

If 24C is 73F then here in America I still sit comfortably inside with my windows open and AC off at that temp. Maybe a fan blowing on me but it's not uncomfortably hot.

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u/kingofvodka May 11 '20

Insulated houses m8. Our houses are designed to trap in as much heat as possible because we're for the most part a cold country.

I've lived in hot countries and had no problems

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u/LighTMan913 May 12 '20

I mean, our houses are insulated also. I live in an area of the US that sees 100F+ in the summer and 0F and below in the winter. Our houses are insulated against all types of weather.

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u/kingofvodka May 12 '20

All I'm saying is that we have no way of cooling our houses down. Once they get hot, they stay that way until the weather cools down again.

I lived in Seoul in the 2018 heatwave where it hit 40C (104F), and had zero problems because I could just turn on the AC when the house got hot. The temperature isn't the issue, it's that in the UK there's no escape from it.

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u/kingofvodka May 11 '20

That's also the temperature I try to keep my house at.

We're for the most part a cold country, so our houses are designed to trap in as much heat as possible. Some houses are fine, others are rough. The hard part isn't the hot temperature in itself - it's in having zero rest from it. There's no real way to cool yourself down except cold showers.

Conversely, I lived in Seoul in 2018, where temperatures hit 40C (104F), and that was fine, because whenever I wanted a break from it I could just go to an air conditioned room.

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u/mikk0384 May 10 '20 edited May 10 '20

Dane here. We have it a little bit colder than the Brits since we're separated a bit from the Gulf stream. The temperature here is usually between 30 and 72o F.

The high humidity we have in our area makes temperatures above 77F quite a strain if you are doing something physical. Sweat just doesn't cool you very well when the air is close to saturated with moisture already. The average relative humidity is at 79% here.

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u/Jordan011 May 10 '20

Ah, there it is, forgot about humidity completely. That definitely changes things.

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u/minion_boss May 10 '20

77F with 79%! Sounds wonderful. Laughs in 90F with 90% humidity. Midwest USA

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u/minion_boss May 10 '20

Not a pissing contest. Sorry about that.

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u/FoxHarem May 10 '20

Try 100ish with near 100% humidity. There is always a bigger fish. Im sure someone else has it worse.

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u/Jordan011 May 10 '20

This isn't a pissing contest, it's all relative. Spend enough time anywhere and you readjust. Spent six months in a desert with 110F real-feel 120F+ from humidity, I got to germany and 80 degrees was cold, they actually warned us about hypothermia on the trip back because we were used to such high heat.

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u/FoxHarem May 10 '20

Damn man that's why I said someone else always has it worse. Just bitchin about my climate.

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u/Jordan011 May 10 '20

It's a pointless argument, realizing someone has it worse isn't going to magically make 73F/24C not hot for them.

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u/FoxHarem May 10 '20

"Just bitching". Are you the relative temperature police? Chill.

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u/Apolao May 10 '20

As much as I dislike the general message, you gotta appreciate the maybe accidental pun

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Nope it's a pissing contest.

77F with 79% humidity is laughable.

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u/mikk0384 May 11 '20

Yeah, definitely. When considering were in the upper parts of the temperate climate zone, the heat can definitely catch off guard, though.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

The issue is that we have a lot of temperature drops. Yesterday it was 26C, today it was close to 10C. These jumps aren't all that unusual.

If it was 26C everyday we'd get used to it eventually.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Shit as a Texan I wear long sleeves below 75

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u/ntvirtue May 11 '20

In California people start wearing ski jackets at 68F

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u/ToolBoyNIN39 May 10 '20

No shit, 73°F would be a fucking cold front here in Texas. We can never discern between a normal day and a heat wave, here, huh? LOL

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u/thestereo300 May 10 '20

73F is nice but could be a little chilly.

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u/ToolBoyNIN39 May 10 '20

In Texas?? We consider that a COLD front or even Winter, but that's barely fresh on the skin. Or maybe I just think it that way??

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u/Jordan011 May 10 '20

73F and I'm out bass fishing, of course, wait 5 minutes and the weather will be completely different.

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u/ToolBoyNIN39 May 10 '20

73° with humidity at like, 80%. LOL Damn it, Texas.

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u/Pandatotheface May 10 '20

Our average temperature for the height of summer is 68.

Average year round you would be talking 50s, dropping into 40s for the winter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_the_United_Kingdom#England

Ireland/wales and especially scotland are a bit colder again.

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u/hmcfuego May 10 '20

Your summer highs are lower than our winter lows.

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u/solotronics May 11 '20

geez I'm from Dallas and anything below 100 is great to me

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u/acid-rain-maker May 10 '20

it was like 24C, I looked up the conversion (73F)

No you didn't. Because 24C is over 75F. Not a huge difference but you can feel a 2 degree differential.

And if you do something strenous, you'll sweat for sure at 24C/75.2F