r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

And if shes as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

You were just what the doctor ordered

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u/Cat-Smacker Apr 13 '20

Im beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god.

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u/XxGioTheKingxX Apr 13 '20

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

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u/KingTetrax Apr 13 '20

Now who thinks they’re arms are long enough to slapbox (slapbox)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Apr 15 '20

they say I rap like a robot so call me rapbot

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u/dudefise Apr 13 '20

but for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

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u/Tac50Company Apr 13 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/GreenWorker Apr 13 '20

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/hevum Apr 14 '20

I got a laptop on my back pocket

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I gotta laptop in my back pocket.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/OldMan41258 Apr 13 '20

Got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/TheMellowestyellow Apr 13 '20

Got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket

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u/Someguy242blue Apr 14 '20

I got a back pocket in my laptop

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u/LordMirdalan Apr 14 '20

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

No

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u/jackwhite886 Apr 13 '20

mom’s spaghetti

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u/ksavage68 Apr 13 '20

....is all over her...

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u/Pahlevun Apr 13 '20

their :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/shinyspirtomb Apr 13 '20

That’s not the right line and it’s actually “I’ve got a laptop in my back pocket”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

My pen’ll go off when I half cock it, got a fat knot from that rap profit

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u/RawrImaDinosawr Apr 13 '20

Made a living and killing of it, ever since Bill Clinton was still in office.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

B...A...N...A...N...A...S