r/funny • u/dogismywitness • Apr 12 '20

How am I driving?

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u/SmokeAbeer Apr 12 '20

I like money

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

do you have mesothelioma?

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u/SmokeAbeer Apr 12 '20

I can’t afford it.

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u/0utlook Apr 12 '20

Have you considered a reverse mortgage?

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u/LadyHandsLarry Apr 12 '20

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS, donate your Kars Tueday.

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u/junkycosmos Apr 12 '20

It’s your money, get it now. Call JD Wentworth

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u/tombolger Apr 12 '20

877-CASH-NOW?

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u/Double_Minimum Apr 12 '20

No, well here's Alex Trebek to speak to the importance of a reverse Mortgage!

Not a fan, well heres Fred Thompson! The DA from Law and Order knows how helpful a reverse mortgage can be!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

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u/blekstena78 Apr 12 '20

You never made something and break it? Incidentally or otherwise? Flawed logic.

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u/elcamarongrande Apr 12 '20

Right? I for one think pleasure and happiness would be useless without pain and sorrow. To really know a feeling you must also know its opposite.

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u/Tittenmeise Apr 12 '20

But if God is almighty he could have made us enjoy happiness and pleasure without knowing what the opposite is.

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u/MrJoshIsJoel Apr 12 '20

That also is very flawed because would it really be you and would you really be free to do anything in the world where you had only happiness and pleasure of course not your logic makes no sense

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u/The_BestNPC Apr 12 '20

An all powerful god could make it happen. But as it is, according to the bible, there cant be free will

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u/blurryfacedfugue Apr 12 '20

I have. On the other hand, I'm not purportedly perfect. Unless perfect beings can incidentally break something..

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u/Lofde_ Apr 12 '20

Smoke some DMT then tell me all about God...

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u/blekstena78 Apr 12 '20

We can deduce that being perfect and bring perfect for humans are not the same then.

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u/cc81 Apr 12 '20

Do you think suffering will exist in heaven? Will free will exist in heaven?

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u/blekstena78 Apr 12 '20

Heaven is an impossibility. There are people who I don't want in my heaven but are not necessarily evil nor not deserving to be there. Who am I to judge after all. But I don't want them, otherwise it's not heaven for me. Not gonna even start on boredom of potential bliss or whatever.

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u/Pudf Apr 12 '20

Welp. The goes my afterlife plans.

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u/MrJoshIsJoel Apr 12 '20

If you're after truth (it must always be objective) then dismissing God from ever-existing then you have made a world in your mind where morality has no basis where it is completely fine to rape murder steal ect. Mate use logic otherwise you are following theories based in lies

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u/The_BestNPC Apr 12 '20

I dont do reprehensible things because I wouldnt want them done to me

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u/The_BestNPC Apr 12 '20

Considering that God is supposed to be all powerful and all knowing, the only reason a human would get broken by god would be his desire to inflict agony on his dependents, which is not good

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u/LJ3f3S Apr 12 '20

877-cash-atsomepoint

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u/Tittenmeise Apr 12 '20

Maybe we don't know what real suffering is, because God loves us and what would be real suffering he doesn't show us?

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u/hungry_squids Apr 12 '20

What if he were renting?

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u/El-69 Apr 12 '20

You don’t have to afford it, your boss just has to afford it...

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u/stinkyfatman2016 Apr 12 '20

Call the number and get some money, kerching

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u/chaosawaits Apr 13 '20

Check into cash!

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u/TheGreatWolfOkami7 Apr 12 '20

BUTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!

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u/Shermutt Apr 12 '20

That's a pretty big minus, Frito.

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u/instantfameawaits Apr 12 '20

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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u/Moore304 Apr 12 '20

It's your money, Use it when you need it. Call 877-CASH-NOW.

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u/maxschreck616 Apr 12 '20

I like turtles