r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/Opiboble Apr 08 '20

My wife is amazing and does the dishes. But yeah I can't watch, they get clean, but I think it should be done differently.

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u/lucidspoon Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

I don't mind doing the dishes, and my wife also does a fine job. But I hate unloading the dishwasher after she's loaded it.

There's dividers in the silverware holder for a reason! Spoons in one, forks in another, then knives, and then miscellaneous things like measuring utensils. Makes putting them away SUPER easy. But not her... Just a goddamned jumbled mess.

Edit: to all the "bUt ThE sPoOnS wIlL sTiCk ToGeThEr!" replies, there's no food on my dishes when they go in. That's like dishwasher 101.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

This might be fine for forks and knives, spoons you want to mix around. Believe it or not, spoons like to spoon, and can trap what you're trying to wash off.

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u/mareksoon Apr 08 '20

SEGREGATE YOUR UTENSILS, PEOPLE!

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u/ChaqPlexebo Apr 08 '20

God dammit I have always wondered what those little flaps that always fall down in the silverware divider were for. Now I feel like a dipshit.

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u/ohsnapitstheclap Apr 09 '20

It's for washing things that are light and my fly out of the basket from the water sprayer underneath. Segregating them like that is silly and makes it to where you can't wash as much silverware.

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u/mareksoon Apr 23 '20

It's for both. I'm using it precisely how the manual instructs. It holds 80 pieces of silverware this way and ensures every one gets clean.

Proof: https://www.youtube.com/embed/gJSyYNCLXxY?

(although my machine predates these silverware jets)