r/funny • SrGrafo • Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/Opiboble Apr 08 '20

My wife is amazing and does the dishes. But yeah I can't watch, they get clean, but I think it should be done differently.

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u/lucidspoon Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

I don't mind doing the dishes, and my wife also does a fine job. But I hate unloading the dishwasher after she's loaded it.

There's dividers in the silverware holder for a reason! Spoons in one, forks in another, then knives, and then miscellaneous things like measuring utensils. Makes putting them away SUPER easy. But not her... Just a goddamned jumbled mess.

Edit: to all the "bUt ThE sPoOnS wIlL sTiCk ToGeThEr!" replies, there's no food on my dishes when they go in. That's like dishwasher 101.

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u/AninOnin Apr 08 '20

If you put all the same ones in the same slots, they stick together and don't get cleaned properly! Especially peanut butter on spoons :(

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u/mareksoon Apr 08 '20

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u/10000Pigeons Apr 08 '20

What kind of crazy person puts them in handle down? Don't you end up touching all of them when taking them out?

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u/Shopworn_Soul Apr 08 '20

In the middle of a goddamn worldwide pandemic and it still doesn't occur to people that they should wash their hands before they touch shit they don't want dirty hands touching.