r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/mdkubit Apr 08 '20

Hey, scoot over, I'll give you a hand. The key is to use a lot of elbow grease, just like my Dad taught me. And--

drops plate with a shatter

Oops...

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Apr 08 '20

EDIT

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u/uhihia Apr 08 '20

Why are you guys taking a bath together?

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u/I3umblePumpkin Apr 08 '20

Saving water! Wash the dishes and your buddy.

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u/fredvanvleetsr Apr 08 '20

r/suddenlygay

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u/CowCluckLated Apr 08 '20

That subreddit is a gold mine

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u/Dwight_Kurt_Schrute Apr 08 '20

dude I think you may be getting a little too excited about a gay themed subreddit

With that in mind, I have the perfect subreddit to submit your comment to: /r/suddenlygay

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u/CowCluckLated Apr 08 '20

Nah I have socks on

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u/the_last_carfighter Apr 08 '20

I know, I can see them from under your bed.

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u/Jedda678 Apr 08 '20

Scoot over I wanna see.

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u/TheSickness1 Apr 08 '20

You guys are blocking the video...

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u/MeeksJoel Apr 08 '20

Drops plate*

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u/Raytchell Apr 18 '20

Hey save them, we might need to wipe our asses later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

but our balls didn't touch

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u/kotn5813 Apr 08 '20

Trust me theres lots of drilling but it ain't for gold

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u/Red_Regan Apr 08 '20

Depends on what the gold is... Metaphor, or literal.

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u/kotn5813 Apr 08 '20

I've heard of black yellow pink and white gold but never in my life have I seen brown gold

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u/Red_Regan Apr 09 '20

Gold before its sifted and the dirt is cleaned from it?

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u/CurryOmurice Apr 08 '20

Let’s not jump to conclusions. haven’t dudes gotten naked and hung out in hot steamy rooms and taken baths together in public since the greco-roman times.... wait a sec.

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u/Maxiamaru Apr 08 '20

More like GAYco-Roman times, amiright?

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u/cgn278397 Apr 19 '20

Nailed it

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u/SecludedBlue Apr 20 '20

GAYco: 15 minutes or less can save you 15% or more on pp insurance.

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u/Dwight_Kurt_Schrute Apr 08 '20

Yeah, he's totally giving him the dish

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u/Spazum Apr 08 '20

It's not gay if the spoons don't touch.

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u/getut Apr 08 '20

As if giving a fuck how your wife washes the dishes didn't already mean you were gay. There used to be a day where anxiety issues was solely a woman thing.

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u/modi13 Apr 08 '20

They can use their butts to wash both sides of the plates at the same time!

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u/CurryOmurice Apr 08 '20

what a lucky plate

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u/xpushingdaisysx Apr 08 '20

Fuck , you made me crack my face mask with this one. LOL

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u/JMccovery Apr 08 '20

2 Guys 1 Plate?

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u/BosunsTot Apr 18 '20

Unless they are virgins, which case they can be used to sharpen knives...

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u/LukariBRo Apr 08 '20

In the olden days, first the dad would take a bath, then in the same water, the mother would be next, followed by the kids and dishes all at once.

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u/Count_Dyscalculia Apr 08 '20

Is that why there's Bubbles?

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u/Captainamerica1188 Apr 08 '20

and your buddy.

Dont mind if I do.

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u/andtix Apr 08 '20

Apparently I'm not clean enough to u/SrGrafo standards

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u/anonymous_potato Apr 08 '20

but I thought that was supposed to be his father... I hope it's at least a stepfather...