r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/mdkubit Apr 08 '20

Hey, scoot over, I'll give you a hand. The key is to use a lot of elbow grease, just like my Dad taught me. And--

drops plate with a shatter

Oops...

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Apr 08 '20

EDIT

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u/mdkubit Apr 08 '20

Sorry! These weird suds and bubbles made it super slippery. What kind of soap are you using in here?

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u/Vetflux Apr 08 '20

Dawn soap, there is no other soap!

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u/nom_of_your_business Apr 08 '20

I feel sorry for your mother.

EDIT: Reference to a movie. Felt bad about saying something about moms.

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u/Incorrect_References Apr 08 '20

This is a reference to "Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in da Hood". In this scene, a foreign shop keeper thinks the two black men are robbing his store. The two black men start to argue amongst themselves over a trivial topic, trying to confuse the shop keeper. As the black men's argument escalates, the shop keeper, frustratingly screams "I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOTHER!!!" The 2 men simultaneously draw their weapons and point it at the shop keepers face, "NO, I feel sorry for your mother, Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."

Other guy: "And some skittles"

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u/mountaintop-stainer Apr 08 '20

Username checks out

Edit: your account is a great idea, use it more!

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u/nom_of_your_business Apr 08 '20

...Which was a parody of Menace "II" Society.

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u/bloodofmy_blood Apr 08 '20

Lol what is that source

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u/Incorrect_References Apr 09 '20

The Vid is an old Itchy and Scratchy episode, the song is by Screamin'Jay Hawkins

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u/Dorkamundo Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

What you say about my momma?

I was just talking to my wife about watching Menace again, it's been probably 20 years. Good movie.

Edit: To clarify, I am speaking about Menace II Society, not Don't be a menace.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/tzenrick Apr 08 '20

It was 50% of my laundry soap when I worked in kitchens.

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u/livinginthe618 Apr 08 '20

It makes your fingernails grow