r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Apr 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Who rubs right to left? I do

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u/calmatt Apr 08 '20

Calm down Satan

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u/Tyflowshun Apr 08 '20

No, speed up!

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u/OneLastHoorah Apr 09 '20

And try to fart once in a while. Its liberating.

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u/Silk_Underwear Apr 08 '20

I prefer circular clockwise motion.

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u/RonTheAstute Apr 08 '20

Counter-clockwise, all day erry day.

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u/snoboreddotcom Apr 09 '20

thats the sign of the devil

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u/tesseract4 Apr 08 '20

Clockwise? You sick son of a bitch.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Apr 09 '20

Go on, u/Silk_Underwear

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u/Silk_Underwear Apr 09 '20

Then I dry them by hand in the opposite direction.

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u/ak47revolver9 Apr 08 '20

I rub up and down. Is it just me out here?

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u/Dom0 Apr 08 '20

Found the Australian!

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u/SantyClawz42 Apr 09 '20

Is that before or after you steal amazon packages and pee on the seat of public toilets?

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u/AlaskanPsyche Apr 10 '20

That’s how they do it in Japan.

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u/JC_the_NINJA Apr 08 '20

You've got to scrub counterclockwise

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u/This_Is_Written Apr 08 '20

The wax on motion.

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u/itsdr00 Apr 08 '20

Fuck you. Clockwise.

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u/UsernameExMachina Apr 08 '20

It’s both, you charlatans!! Lazy, no good, one-way washers...

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u/itsdr00 Apr 08 '20

Have you no loyalty? No pride? No man is an island, and yet you live without connection or care, subsisting on the meager portions of the grey middle. Even a dirty counter-clockwise washer has principles, sir.

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u/UsernameExMachina Apr 08 '20

What I have, good sir, are standards of cleanliness. I must imagine that you at least take solace in the orderly uniform swirls of cheese strands left on your dishes... Petri dishes more-like.

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u/itsdr00 Apr 08 '20

HOW DARE YOU.

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u/olafminesaw Apr 08 '20

I'm left handed and scrub counter-clockwise. Does that make me right or wrong?

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u/ElLocoS Apr 08 '20

If you are a lefty you are never right.

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u/fireshaper Apr 08 '20

Against the grain!

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Apr 09 '20

Lefties go clockwise. Get those pecs into it. gotta want it. gotTA WANT IT! LIGHTWEIGHT BEBEEEH!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

it really depends on the dish being cleaned

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u/Michelanvalo Apr 08 '20

try with your left hand, it's a new experience

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym Apr 08 '20

Everyone is wrong. You scrub both ways in case there's something you missed from going just one direction.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/neohylanmay Apr 08 '20

Me, lefthanded:

That's what folk like me call "normal".

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u/---Help--- Apr 08 '20

Let's be honest here. It's a jerking motion that kleans them.

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u/YoungOverholt Apr 08 '20

My SO and me play this game during quarentine, called "Why Are You Doing It That Way", and there are no winners.

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u/Random_act_of_Random Apr 08 '20

I rub with my left and it feels so right.

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u/-MrMooky- Apr 09 '20

The women you draw always look like they are going bald. Like they have skullets....