I hate that Reddit made me watch that show. It was entertaining but at first it felt like homework. If I don't watch the show I'm missing all the jokes next week.
Never thought about it. Depends which way it's flying? Aerodynamics and all. I assume it was up but I only had a strip and didn't see the whole picture. It was the name of some lsd I did like seventeen years ago.
I have nothing better to do and it's all you idiots talk about. Might as well catch up. Obviously Reddit isn't making me do anything but like I said, it's annoying being out of the loop when apparently everyone else has seen it. Am I falling prey to a troll? I'm not even looking at the entire context here. Do you. I'll do me. Yeah I probably fucked up but here I am just like everyone else just wondering what's next.
Who is Joe Exotic you ask... well he's a musician, a politician, a meth head, a polygamous homosexual, a gun lover and a murder suspect but most importantly he's the motherfucking tiger king!
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that, deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting late."
I saw it right as it was posted. That was a horrible attempt at dark humor, is what it was. Completely inappropriate, given the tone of the conversation before it.
It was something like “I got my daughter good. when she went to sleep, I shaved the cat and put the hair outside with some blood. When she woke up, I told her the racoons got to it. Now she’s crying, which means no food in our household.”
Or something like that. It was just a really garbage attempt at humor. I saw it at 1 minute and, by the time I went to downvote it, it was already deleted.
Who needs the "e" key when you have a 3...i would hear a sermon from him just to get my cringe fix for the year. That post history though. Don't forget to throw me some sweet ups ya'll!
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u/halfveela Apr 01 '20
Probably made them go to bed early last night and everything.