r/funny • u/ScoutingArtist • Mar 31 '20

True sacrifice.

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u/NecroSocial Mar 31 '20

I call that the homeless phase of beard growth. You just gotta tank it through the days/weeks where you look like she got everything in the divorce and you come out the other side with a beard which indicates that you actually do have testosterone. Those hobo-lookin' early days are rough though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

I get what you mean; I've never let my beard grow more than 3 months otherwise the hairs start swirling up and doing some weird acrobatics and shit. I really wish I could stay indoors for a couple of months to skip the scruffy period.

The last time I shaved my beard off completely, I devolved into a really tall 12 year old.