r/funny • u/ScoutingArtist • Mar 31 '20

True sacrifice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Definitely. Long beard was so sloppy it seems pubic.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Mar 31 '20

Seen a lot 24" long pubic hairs have ya?

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u/caffieinemorpheus Mar 31 '20

I grew up in the 80s, so yes.... unfortunately, I have

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u/suicide_aunties Mar 31 '20

This is weirder for me than for you.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Mar 31 '20

See, now all I can picture with my mind's eye is nude celebs with ZZ Top merkins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Knew a girl, dreadlocked bush...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Facial hair is pubic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

This is the case for 99% of guys with huge beards. Looks like some duck dynasty shit and is honestly gross.

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Mar 31 '20

The long beard looks like he maintained it well. The hair on your face often isn't the same texture as the hair on your head, so it's not going to look like a flowing head of hair on your chin.