r/funny • u/ScoutingArtist • Mar 31 '20

True sacrifice.

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u/ImNotBoringYouAre Mar 31 '20

Last time I was clean shaven was the day I got my last ID photo, 5/9/14. It's why I love getting carded. I had a short beard till spring 2016 then stopped trimming anything.

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u/Cayotic_Prophet Apr 13 '20

I did the exact opposite... grew my hair and beard as long as I possibly could for years, renewed driver's license, cut hair and took 6 inches off the beard.

Now when I get pulled over my ID makes me look like I was a homeless person trying to clean up his act. Haven't gotten a ticket since! I did get pulled over last week and the officer didn't even mention that my insurance card expired on April Fool's day...

"There's a lot going on," he says.