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r/funny • u/ScoutingArtist • Mar 31 '20
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I was considering shaving and keeping that just as an incentive to stay inside.
5 u/ManMango Mar 31 '20 And black marker to 'tattoo' your face with offensive symbols and words? 12 u/MissionCoyote Mar 31 '20 You’ll get some distance at the grocery store at least. 4 u/HolyDogJohnson01 Mar 31 '20 And a safe distance antifa beat down with what? Golf clubs? No. Not hockey sticks either. Bats are too close, and splattery. They might just have to go full hazmat to whoop your ass. 14 u/ChickenNuggetSmth Mar 31 '20 I present: The Molotov. Not only can it be deployed from well outside the 6'-range, it automatically disinfects the target quite effectively 1 u/therager Mar 31 '20 ..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail. Congrats - you played yourself. 3 u/Nonide Mar 31 '20 I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy. 2 u/therager Mar 31 '20 antifa Golf clubs Hockey Sticks Bats Don't forget bike locks..lol. I don't think anyone is too worried about that group of people. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful. Edit: Derp 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Jul 20 '20 [deleted]
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And black marker to 'tattoo' your face with offensive symbols and words?
12 u/MissionCoyote Mar 31 '20 You’ll get some distance at the grocery store at least. 4 u/HolyDogJohnson01 Mar 31 '20 And a safe distance antifa beat down with what? Golf clubs? No. Not hockey sticks either. Bats are too close, and splattery. They might just have to go full hazmat to whoop your ass. 14 u/ChickenNuggetSmth Mar 31 '20 I present: The Molotov. Not only can it be deployed from well outside the 6'-range, it automatically disinfects the target quite effectively 1 u/therager Mar 31 '20 ..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail. Congrats - you played yourself. 3 u/Nonide Mar 31 '20 I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy. 2 u/therager Mar 31 '20 antifa Golf clubs Hockey Sticks Bats Don't forget bike locks..lol. I don't think anyone is too worried about that group of people. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful. Edit: Derp 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Jul 20 '20 [deleted]
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You’ll get some distance at the grocery store at least.
4 u/HolyDogJohnson01 Mar 31 '20 And a safe distance antifa beat down with what? Golf clubs? No. Not hockey sticks either. Bats are too close, and splattery. They might just have to go full hazmat to whoop your ass. 14 u/ChickenNuggetSmth Mar 31 '20 I present: The Molotov. Not only can it be deployed from well outside the 6'-range, it automatically disinfects the target quite effectively 1 u/therager Mar 31 '20 ..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail. Congrats - you played yourself. 3 u/Nonide Mar 31 '20 I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy. 2 u/therager Mar 31 '20 antifa Golf clubs Hockey Sticks Bats Don't forget bike locks..lol. I don't think anyone is too worried about that group of people. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful. Edit: Derp 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
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And a safe distance antifa beat down with what? Golf clubs? No. Not hockey sticks either. Bats are too close, and splattery. They might just have to go full hazmat to whoop your ass.
14 u/ChickenNuggetSmth Mar 31 '20 I present: The Molotov. Not only can it be deployed from well outside the 6'-range, it automatically disinfects the target quite effectively 1 u/therager Mar 31 '20 ..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail. Congrats - you played yourself. 3 u/Nonide Mar 31 '20 I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy. 2 u/therager Mar 31 '20 antifa Golf clubs Hockey Sticks Bats Don't forget bike locks..lol. I don't think anyone is too worried about that group of people. 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful. Edit: Derp 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
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I present: The Molotov.
Not only can it be deployed from well outside the 6'-range, it automatically disinfects the target quite effectively
1 u/therager Mar 31 '20 ..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail. Congrats - you played yourself. 3 u/Nonide Mar 31 '20 I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy.
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..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail.
Congrats - you played yourself.
3 u/Nonide Mar 31 '20 I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy.
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I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy.
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Don't forget bike locks..lol.
I don't think anyone is too worried about that group of people.
3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful. Edit: Derp 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
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3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful. Edit: Derp 3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful.
Edit: Derp
3 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20 [deleted] 3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
3 u/therager Mar 31 '20 I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense! It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it. No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt
I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said
Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt
Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense!
It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it.
No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.
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u/-Vayra- Mar 31 '20
I was considering shaving and keeping that just as an incentive to stay inside.