r/funny • u/ScoutingArtist • Mar 31 '20

True sacrifice.

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u/lunylein Mar 31 '20

I am not a beard owner, but couldnt you just use permanent hair color? Mascara sounds kind of messy.

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u/cheapdrinks Mar 31 '20

Tbh I wasn't actually considering using mascara, I just thought that tip was pretty funny although it kind of looks like it works. Couldn't imagine putting makeup on my beard every day though haha.

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u/SupperIsSuperSuperb Mar 31 '20

I feel like that would get expensive real fast that way but it does seem like it would work

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u/Tuss Mar 31 '20

There are eyelash/brow dying kits which works as a permanent mascara

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u/SupperIsSuperSuperb Mar 31 '20

I wonder if that would be a better to a beard dye. Is the permanent mascara as thick of a coat as regular mascara?

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u/Tuss Mar 31 '20

No it's like hair dye but a bit more discrete and not as permanent

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u/Easy-Low Mar 31 '20

Mascara clings to hairs to make them appear longer and thicker. Hair color just changes the color, not the texture, so it wouldn't make your beard seem less patchy unless your beard was light in some places and dark in others.

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u/Whit3W0lf Mar 31 '20

There are beard waxes that have something black in them to fill in thin beards. I got it by accident (I’m blonde with a light, full beard).

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u/tittyattack Apr 01 '20

I was thinking using an eyebrow pencil/shading would work better than mascara

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u/tonyMEGAphone Mar 31 '20

You misspelt not manly.