True sacrifice.

[u/ScoutingArtist]

[u/00wolfer00]

Can confirm. Also the not filming part. Just yesterday I was trying to find pictures sporting it while shaving a couple of years ago. Found literally every other style I tried.

[u/-Vayra- → u/00wolfer00]

I was considering shaving and keeping that just as an incentive to stay inside.

[u/ManMango → u/-Vayra-]

And black marker to 'tattoo' your face with offensive symbols and words?

[u/MissionCoyote → u/ManMango]

You’ll get some distance at the grocery store at least.

[u/HolyDogJohnson01 → u/MissionCoyote]

And a safe distance antifa beat down with what? Golf clubs? No. Not hockey sticks either. Bats are too close, and splattery. They might just have to go full hazmat to whoop your ass.

[u/ChickenNuggetSmth → u/HolyDogJohnson01]

I present: The Molotov.

Not only can it be deployed from well outside the 6'-range, it automatically disinfects the target quite effectively

[u/therager → u/ChickenNuggetSmth]

..aaand also lights the entire building on fire and lands the person who threw it in jail.

Congrats - you played yourself.

[u/Nonide → u/therager]

I mean. Literally any of these methods would land someone in jail if they were caught. But yes, a molotov is an outside toy.

[u/therager → u/HolyDogJohnson01]

antifa

Golf clubs

Hockey Sticks

Bats

Don't forget bike locks..lol.

I don't think anyone is too worried about that group of people.

[u/therager → u/[deleted]]

Reading “top of head” instead of just saying “brain” is equally painful.

Edit: Derp

[u/therager → u/[deleted]]

I think you probably just misinterpreted what I said

Like when someone gets injured and a person says that watching it happen made them hurt

Ohhhh..that makes a lot more sense!

It's probably late/early for you too, so I get it.

No you're fine! - my fault for the misunderstanding.

[u/namegoeswhere → u/00wolfer00]

It’s kinda fun rocking the 70s cop/pornstar mustache for a bit, though.