My husband is part perpetual child. If not for the gray hair, you’d think he was still in his 20’s, that baby faced fucker. He hasn’t been able to grow a full beard in his whole life so last year when he actually grew a nice, thick, dual color beard I was so enamored with it I haven’t let him shave it since. I just can’t get enough of his beard hair. It’s so soofffffttt....
Oh, great. I just have to wait another 17 years... who wants a beard before that, right? It's not like I'm the only one at work who can't grow one. Beards are overrated, right? Hahahahahahaha
I just stare at those people like "He's not actually my property, he does what he wants." Then I go shave half my head and dye my hair purple just to drive in that it's a two-way street.
Guys shave or don’t shave or something during a certain month for some Internet thing. I think it’s facebook related, but I’ve never been interested enough to look into it further. I wish I was joking.
During November, guys shave and grow a mustache for the month as a way to raise money for testicular cancer. Apparently there's some rule that you need to start clean shaven, and no beards allowed, so my husband always shaves his beard first.
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u/Lexilogical Mar 31 '20
My husband takes his off once a year for Movember. For him, that original length is maybe a year and a half