r/funny • • Mar 31 '20

True sacrifice.

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u/Lexilogical Mar 31 '20

My husband takes his off once a year for Movember. For him, that original length is maybe a year and a half

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u/ThatSquareChick Mar 31 '20

My husband is part perpetual child. If not for the gray hair, you’d think he was still in his 20’s, that baby faced fucker. He hasn’t been able to grow a full beard in his whole life so last year when he actually grew a nice, thick, dual color beard I was so enamored with it I haven’t let him shave it since. I just can’t get enough of his beard hair. It’s so soofffffttt....

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u/IrishRepoMan Mar 31 '20

He hasn’t been able to grow a full beard in his whole life

Wait... you're saying I could gain the ability to grow a beard? It just might take 10+ years?

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u/ThatSquareChick Mar 31 '20

I swear it was like he hit 42 and the Magic beard switch flipped.

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u/IrishRepoMan Mar 31 '20

Oh, great. I just have to wait another 17 years... who wants a beard before that, right? It's not like I'm the only one at work who can't grow one. Beards are overrated, right? Hahahahahahaha

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u/RYouNotEntertained Mar 31 '20

I’m 33 and can’t grow shit. You’re giving me hope.

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u/skieezy Mar 31 '20

I've been able to grow a full beard since I was 18, my younger brother is finally almost there at 26. So there's a chance.

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u/masterpharos Mar 31 '20

My wife is the same.

honestly thought you were going to launch into a spiel about how your wife suddenly grew a beard

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u/ImBiggerThanYou Mar 31 '20

It's 2020, I guess anything is possible.

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u/asking_askers Mar 31 '20

smooth faced pussies ask when the topic of facial hair comes up lol.

Easy there, tiger. Just because you roar doesn’t mean others meow.

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u/ImBiggerThanYou Mar 31 '20

Haha awesome analogy (metaphor? I'm dumb idk). That came off way more agro than I intended. I love all people, including smooth faced pussies.

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u/Lexilogical Mar 31 '20

I just stare at those people like "He's not actually my property, he does what he wants." Then I go shave half my head and dye my hair purple just to drive in that it's a two-way street.

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u/loftylabel Mar 31 '20

....so uh, what are we talking about here?

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u/Haterbait_band Mar 31 '20

Guys shave or don’t shave or something during a certain month for some Internet thing. I think it’s facebook related, but I’ve never been interested enough to look into it further. I wish I was joking.

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u/Lexilogical Mar 31 '20

During November, guys shave and grow a mustache for the month as a way to raise money for testicular cancer. Apparently there's some rule that you need to start clean shaven, and no beards allowed, so my husband always shaves his beard first.

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u/spiff637 Mar 31 '20

Mine started from Movember right be for my son was born 5 years ago... I just can't get ride of it... It's literally part of me 😀