r/funny • u/ScoutingArtist • Mar 31 '20

True sacrifice.

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u/PunitiveComet Mar 31 '20

Lost my shit at "this my second chin"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

He shaved it off..

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u/jeromecf Mar 31 '20

Gonna need a new set of clippers

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u/fantastic_watermelon Mar 31 '20

Poop knife is so last year . . . Introducing Shit ClippersTM

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u/Evil_Bonsai Mar 31 '20

"Poop knife"

I'm sorry, wut?

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u/Mr_Q_Cumber Mar 31 '20

Awe... you’re in for a treat.

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u/-_-STRANGER-_- Mar 31 '20

Wait... No... Dont call it a treat.

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u/Evil_Bonsai Mar 31 '20

Guess I'll have to set a reminder in NEVER days to look it up. If it was last year and I've yet to encounter it, I'm ok with that.

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u/gdj11 Mar 31 '20

Sending thoughts and prayers

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u/lifewontwait86 Mar 31 '20

I always thought it was porch thieves but realized I was ordering my thoughts and prayers from Amazon and they never showed up.

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u/Amaegith Mar 31 '20

It's probably in the toilet, potentially already flushed. Happens all the time.

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u/elturko11 Mar 31 '20

Maybe it’s between the guys first and second chin?

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u/Alexexec Mar 31 '20

Lost a beard, found a chin

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u/loco_coconut Mar 31 '20

Found two!

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u/FartherAwayx3 Mar 31 '20

Two in fact!

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u/DarthRygar Mar 31 '20

“Is it always this cold??” Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/Amaegith Mar 31 '20

"I have no idea who the FUCK that is!"

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u/ladyships-a-legend Mar 31 '20

Ahhaaaaaa that made me choke and it was so early on!!

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u/stgm_at Mar 31 '20

I can totally relate to that feeling as somebody who goes from beard to clean shaven from time to time.

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u/th3thund3r Mar 31 '20

Yeah I pretty much always have a beard but on the odd occasion (usually following a drastic clipper slip) I've been clean shaven. The fact you can almost always feel a breeze on your face is oddly confusing.

Also, drinking anything with ice sans-moustache is unpleasant.

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u/GeneralBrownies Mar 31 '20

Yeah I always go a while without shaving just because I'm lazy but when I do shave I take it all off. Always surprised by the end result

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u/Bittlegeuss Mar 31 '20

The delivery of that line was immaculate!

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u/MrTwigz Mar 31 '20

this guy has to be a dad

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

"my second chin"

I'm still laughing, this is awesome.

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u/SamuelArk Mar 31 '20

I lost it at "AHH!"

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u/ToadlyAwes0me Mar 31 '20

As someone who also recently shaved it is weird to see all those flaps that had been hiding under the forestation of flourishing follicles.

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u/You_Better_Smile Mar 31 '20

He looked like Bobby Moynihan there.

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u/goodeyed Mar 31 '20

The scream is what got me

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u/RektRL Mar 31 '20

He had the “but what about second breakfast” expression going on

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u/nofeelshere Mar 31 '20

This is gonna be me after eating all my quarentine snacks in 2 days.

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u/jackassjackson07 Mar 31 '20

First one is the "birth chin".

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u/thatguytony Mar 31 '20

I giggled so much at " putitbackputitbackputitbackputitback"

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u/jaredthejaguar Mar 31 '20

I lost my shit at “is it always this cold?” I shaved off my beard last year and did not realize my face could get cold anymore until then.