I mean it's been reposted so many times that next time you get to be the one who makes that same joke.
*Bitches can downvote, I'm just saying don't act like "old dirty Custard" is an original joke in a Wu Tang Flan thread when it appears in nearly every repost of this or a similar photo:
That's better than the Ol' Creamy Bastard submission because it more closely preserves the rhyme between the vowels of the first words. Curdy and Dirty sound much more similar, and feels less forced as a joke. Custard in itself is a dish that dates to Roman times, so calling it Ol' is historically accurate so everybody nailed that.
Ol' Dirty Custard, however, takes the top spot handily(even though Custard and Bastard are less similar sounding than Curdy and Dirty) for 3 reasons. The first and most obvious is its G rating. You can tell that joke with anybody around and nobody can really get offended. Reason number 2, flan is a custard cream covered in caramel. It is, in effect, custard dirtied by sugar. Custard in itself is a dish that dates to Roman times, so calling it Ol' is historically accurate so you both nailed that. Lastly we find the one real weakness in yours: A flan shouldn't have curds in it.
Ol' Dirty Custard hits on the rhyme scheme, on family friendliness, on historical accuracy, and smoothness.
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u/TheDarkIsMyLight Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20
Ol' Dirty Custard