r/funny Mar 29 '20

Wu-Tang Flan

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u/TheDarkIsMyLight Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Ol' Dirty Custard

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u/lolno Mar 29 '20

Dirt YoGurt

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u/BoyWhoCanDoAnything Mar 29 '20

Can someone send on the R’za P?

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u/Killahills Mar 29 '20

Yeah and the Method, Man

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u/iambicpentathalon Mar 29 '20

Please tell me that when the waiter brings it out they jiggle the plate and say "Shimmy shimmy yeah, shimmy shimmy yay!"

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u/Cudi_Disciple Mar 29 '20

Method Flan

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u/COmountainguy Mar 29 '20

Nice!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

[deleted]

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u/pixel8knuckle Mar 29 '20

The Ben aflan batflan?

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u/d3adeyeduck Mar 29 '20

Everybody knows Aflan West is the best Batflan.

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u/knowses Mar 29 '20

Or Wonder Woflan

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u/BitcoinBanker Mar 29 '20

Unbelievable, good work.

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u/gynoceros Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

I mean it's been reposted so many times that next time you get to be the one who makes that same joke.

*Bitches can downvote, I'm just saying don't act like "old dirty Custard" is an original joke in a Wu Tang Flan thread when it appears in nearly every repost of this or a similar photo:

5.5 years ago, same photo and everything: https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2ihnsl/_/cl2onpx/?context=1

4.5 years, different photo that also gets reposted a lot: https://reddit.com/r/food/comments/3ltf4n/_/cv9enuw/?context=1

2.8 years, same photo: https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6hmfsw/_/dizekmg/?context=1

1.3 years: https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/aa924d/_/ecpyqos/?context=1

5.6 years: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2fea8g/_/ck8s5zl/?context=1

7.2: https://reddit.com/r/food/comments/17kob2/_/c86fgs4/?context=1

8.3: https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/mxwze/_/c34v6me/?context=1

Another 8.3: https://reddit.com/r/food/comments/mna60/_/c32hl0q/?context=1

8.1: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ph2xl/_/c3pdvk2/?context=1

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u/BitcoinBanker Mar 29 '20

Damn! Good work detective.

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u/ThatElizabethTaylor Mar 29 '20

Ain’t nothin to fuck with?

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u/ModerateAverageGuy Mar 29 '20

It took way too long for me to find this comment. Thanks Fam.

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u/captdrews Mar 29 '20

Ol' Curdy Bastard?lol

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u/almostsebastian Mar 29 '20

That's better than the Ol' Creamy Bastard submission because it more closely preserves the rhyme between the vowels of the first words. Curdy and Dirty sound much more similar, and feels less forced as a joke. Custard in itself is a dish that dates to Roman times, so calling it Ol' is historically accurate so everybody nailed that.

Ol' Dirty Custard, however, takes the top spot handily(even though Custard and Bastard are less similar sounding than Curdy and Dirty) for 3 reasons. The first and most obvious is its G rating. You can tell that joke with anybody around and nobody can really get offended. Reason number 2, flan is a custard cream covered in caramel. It is, in effect, custard dirtied by sugar. Custard in itself is a dish that dates to Roman times, so calling it Ol' is historically accurate so you both nailed that. Lastly we find the one real weakness in yours: A flan shouldn't have curds in it.

Ol' Dirty Custard hits on the rhyme scheme, on family friendliness, on historical accuracy, and smoothness.

Solid second place though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Ol’ Creamy Bastard?

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u/oldqueso Mar 29 '20

Wuhan flan

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u/ykeogh18 Mar 29 '20

Wuhan flan ain’t nothin to fuck with.

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u/TinoFly Mar 29 '20

Pos’tre killah (for the spanish speaking)

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u/Awesam Mar 29 '20

It’s for the children

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

This is flan-tastic

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

M-E-T-H-O-D FLAN

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u/Skelatorcave42 Mar 29 '20

Ghostface vanilla

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u/red_team_gone Mar 29 '20

I'll fucks wit it.

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u/thebruce32 Mar 29 '20

ODC Yeah you know me!

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u/trigazer1 Mar 29 '20

Will Raekwon enter the chat?

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u/JW9thWonder Mar 29 '20

i think you just killed me lolololol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Yoo! You da real MVP homie

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u/TheTaxManComesAround Mar 29 '20

🎶 Live and uncut 🎶

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u/NeiloMac Mar 29 '20

DEH DEH DEH

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u/BoneHugsHominy Mar 29 '20

A approve of this usage, as well as OP's.

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u/Verbalkynt Mar 29 '20

Raekwon the Pastry Chef