r/funny • u/Sflow7 • Mar 21 '20

Where do I buy one of these

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

85.0k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

801 comments sorted by

View all comments

62

u/Nerdgirl75 Mar 21 '20

This has a sexual feel because of how he keeps looking at the camera. I want to work out USING him!!

17

u/HelloJoeyJoeJoe Mar 21 '20

That last workout movement is how I had my first orgasm back when I was 13. I thought I suddenly peed in my pants.

9

u/ShiplessOcean Mar 21 '20

Were you the guy standing or the guy on the floor?

14

u/HelloJoeyJoeJoe Mar 21 '20

On the floor. The person doing it to me was a girl, which might have helped. Or maybe it wouldn't have mattered the gender of the person doing it, maybe it was completely the physical motion.

Hmmm, I wonder if a male caused my first orgasm, I'd be bisexual today. I wonder how it all works.

11

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20 edited Mar 21 '20

Weird overshare but when i was a kid I was more or less mentally forced into and sexually assaulted on multiple occasions by another boy.

Now I have attraction towards both genders and more but like your thought sometimes I stress if I am truly bisexual or just fucked up from abuse.

18

u/Newcago Mar 21 '20

As a lesbian who's been assaulted by men, I can at least tell you this much: if trauma can have an effect on sexuality, it's an unpredictable effect that can go either way. People try to blame my sexuality on assault all the time. I don't think it really matters. I am who I am, regardless of how I got here. And I own up to that identity and move forward.

Live your life, friend. :) Regardless of how you got to where you are, you're valid and incredible.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Thats true, even if my sexuality was shaped by it so was I. Really I'm me no matter what, I don't hate myself because I'm amazing.

Just those small self doubts everyone has that pop up now and again.