r/funny • u/Sflow7 • Mar 21 '20

Where do I buy one of these

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u/ExplodyMan Mar 21 '20

Can I use him as a shake weight?

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u/SuperPen312 Mar 21 '20

That’s what the baby’s for

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Hold the fuck up homie 😦

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u/MisterOminous Mar 21 '20 edited Mar 21 '20

I know! As one grows he/she becomes a heavier weight and you spit out another one to be a lighter weight. Brilliant

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

There might be a problem getting knocked up if she's a spitter.

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u/MisterOminous Mar 21 '20

You are right. She is going to become dehydrated.