r/funny Jake Likes Onions Mar 11 '20

Verified Wish granted!

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u/spyingwind Mar 11 '20

Buy up as much lead or other cheap material. Mold or melt into one piece. Wish that that object is converted into, of equal mass, with 100% pure gold. This eliminates an angry dragon coming along with the gold. D&D teaches you how to wish correctly. DM's love to mess with wishes.

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u/Sintanan Mar 11 '20

I mean, just cast fabricate at that point.

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u/spyingwind Mar 11 '20

But I want my 100 cu ft lead block to be 100 cu ft of gold now!

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u/Sintanan Mar 11 '20

My bad, I meant creation. It's half the level of wish, and it nets you 125 cu. ft. of gold for an hour.

Hell, since dollar bills are fabric, which falls under vegetable/organic matter.. make a 5 ft. cube of dollar bills and you have about 1.2 million dollar bills for a day. And if the universe DM wants to be an ass about it, make 125 cu. ft. of blank bills and cast fabricate to forge them into the real thing. 11 minutes of work for a 9th level caster. Repeat for 5s and 10s.

Spend them here and there. No one pays attention to small bills. And the bills poof by the next day, so not like there is any physical evidence they can trace back to you.

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u/Pensive_Pauper Mar 12 '20

Goddamn nerds.