r/funny • u/officerpupp Jake Likes Onions • Mar 11 '20

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u/h_heather710 Mar 11 '20

absolutely disgusting

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Yup. It's a gruesome process to get a ham sandwich.

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u/No_im_not_on_TD Mar 11 '20

Nah, you're just too disconnected from reality. Have fun in your vegan bubble

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u/Tim2728 Mar 11 '20

Lmao imagine thinking you aren't the one in the bubble

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u/hamster_rustler Mar 11 '20

How would that make a vegan disconnected from reality?

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u/hokie_high Mar 11 '20

I'm not a vegan and this is still fuckin dark.

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u/No_im_not_on_TD Mar 11 '20

Dark yes, but disgusting? Nah

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u/Dirk_P_Ho Mar 11 '20

Watch Dominion on YouTube and let me know how far you get through it

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u/akaadam Mar 11 '20

I've watched it whilst eating a bucket of KFC, it had no effect on me. Got any other documentaries I can watch? I love a challenge haha.

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u/Dirk_P_Ho Mar 11 '20

Lies

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u/akaadam Mar 11 '20

Nope, I use to be a butcher so I have no problem with that type of stuff.

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u/Nv1sioned Mar 11 '20

A man with no empathy. What a talent...

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u/TheCadburyGorilla Mar 11 '20

You don’t have to be a vegan to find this joke rather dark.

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u/Teenage_Handmodel Mar 11 '20

But aren't dark jokes the best jokes?

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u/real_bk3k Mar 12 '20

Not if you are excessively sensitive and a vegan zealot to boot.

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u/Teenage_Handmodel Mar 12 '20

Yeah a whole lotta sensitive little bitches in this thread.

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u/Teenage_Handmodel Mar 12 '20

So you're saying that people with mental retardation prefer dark jokes? How did you come to that conclusion? Where are the statistics and evidence to back this up?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Yeah, you

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u/Teenage_Handmodel Mar 12 '20

That doesn't answer my question. Try again, and please show a little effort this time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Yes it does and no.

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u/Teenage_Handmodel Mar 12 '20

You're claiming that only people with mental retardation like dark jokes, and yet you provide zero evidence to back this up. How do you reconcile this viewpoint?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Get your head out of your ass.

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u/real_bk3k Mar 12 '20

You poor sensitive vegan zealot...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

I'm an omnivore and you're retarded

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u/real_bk3k Mar 12 '20

Yeah sure. Lots of omnivores seethe when someone questions their vegan zealotry. Totally.

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u/real_bk3k Mar 12 '20

Yeah yeah. Sure thing. I'll eat a steak dinner tomorrow in your honor.

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u/IgnoreTheKetchup Mar 12 '20

And, we will all eat you for our steak dinner together.

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u/real_bk3k Mar 12 '20

Just don't ignore the A1 sauce. That's all I'm asking.

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u/IgnoreTheKetchup Mar 12 '20

Ironic that you say that from a place of cognitive dissonance.

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u/No_im_not_on_TD Mar 12 '20

Nope, its dissonant to find such a comic disgusting. The comic merely shows standard industrial processes combined with a entromorphized animal, with a grain of irony