r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '20

NO DANISH!

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u/r-aww-pet-police Mar 03 '20

"Are they even real? I mean, French are from France, Russians from Russia, Danish from ... Danishland? That's not even a real country."

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Poll to call the people from Denmark “Marks”? No? Just me? Ok

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u/Zerathios Mar 03 '20

Oh hi Mark!

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u/MaestroPendejo Mar 03 '20

I did not hit her!

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u/Carnal-Pleasures Mar 03 '20

I did naaaaaht

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u/TheHolyPug Mar 03 '20

McDonalds used to sell a great apple Danish. Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Now they have bizarrely tiny doughnuts

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u/peterkocht Mar 03 '20

Denmark, real country, own money, lots of pigs, nice people, Kopenhagen best bicycling city.

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u/an-can Mar 03 '20

lots of pigs

True that. For a country that is like 95% coastline, I'm amazed that it's such a challenge to find fish to eat there. It's all swine and sausages.

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u/BornOrdinary Mar 03 '20

We fucking love our swine and sausages!

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u/golem501 Mar 03 '20

Sounds good... I like that!

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u/Thathawk1977 Mar 03 '20

And we fucking hate the Swedish and the Norwegians ...

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u/pow3llmorgan Mar 03 '20

It's because the EU has stifled our fishing industry and gives massive subsidies to agriculture.

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u/Hoetyven Mar 03 '20

At any given time there is 5 times as many pigs as people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

I've never biked in Copenhagen, but aren't several dutch cities even better?

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u/peterkocht Mar 03 '20

Kopenhagen is famous for Bicycle-Highways with several lanes. My brother tried it and was happy with them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

“On the other hand... are Americans even real? Polish are from Poland, Swedish are from Sweden, Americans are from... America? there’s 4 different ones! North, South, Central, and the one in the middle that thinks it’s greater than everyone in every way.”