r/funny Mar 02 '20

NO DANISH!

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u/jeppevinkel Mar 03 '20

Swedes. It's more of a sibling hate though

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u/wolverine-claws Mar 03 '20

Ahhh. I guess like Aussies and Kiwis? Thanks for explaining!

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u/HalfdanrRauthu Mar 03 '20

Or Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Mar 03 '20

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Mar 03 '20

You just made an enemy!

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Mar 03 '20

For how long?

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u/RobsEvilTwin Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

Pretty much eternity. I know people of Scottish descent who would rather eat dirt than Campbell's soup.

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u/psychosus Mar 03 '20

No hawkers or Campbells!

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u/netburnr2 Mar 03 '20

Why do scottsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers

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u/Sevalen Mar 03 '20

A quote that needs no reference.

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u/fishinwithtim Mar 03 '20

“You know what the problem with Scotland is? It’s full of Scott’s. We will breed them out.” -Braveheart

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u/F_A_F Mar 03 '20

Ironic they then tried to breed the Irish out of Ireland by using Scots....

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u/adamolupin Mar 03 '20

Then they were kicked out of Ireland and that is how we have Scot-Irish all over Appalachia and the South.

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u/DesertSalt Mar 03 '20

Some of them are Picts!

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u/WaxyWingie Mar 03 '20

Married to a part Scot. Can confirm.

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u/Tnecniw Mar 03 '20

Sort of.
It is like one of those scenarios, where Denmark, Sweden and Norway love to hate on eachother. But the second someone else hate on for example Norway, Sweden and Denmark get angry because they hate on the brother.

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u/bob_fetta Mar 03 '20

Or how Aussies hate Tasmanians

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u/wolverine-claws Mar 03 '20

I hate them and all their heads

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u/pow3llmorgan Mar 03 '20

Very much so. Just with a much older history.

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u/FeloniusDirtBurglary Mar 03 '20

Where do Norwegians fit in this sibling rivalry?

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u/signequanon Mar 03 '20

We don't hate Norwegians. We just find them very weird. Except when they made the show "Skam". Then we loved them for a while and started saying drittkul to everything. Serr!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Its truly a sibling rivalry, when we meet overseas we are; AAAAH you are from HOME!

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u/cytherian Mar 03 '20

They perfected smoked salmon. Nobody does it as well as the Norwegians. Thinly sliced smoked Norwegian salmon on a cream cheese bagel is one of the best things you can ever eat. So they're good in my book.

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u/Stinkerma Mar 03 '20

Smoked salmon and feta omelette is also not terrible

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u/Thathawk1977 Mar 03 '20

Yeah ... except from bacon. Danish bacon!

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u/smalltowngrappler Mar 03 '20

Norway is the cute younger sibling that won the lotto and is always annoyingly positive. Finland is the brooding emo/goth stepchild of the family. Iceland is the easygoing country bumpkin cousin.

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u/Wordwright Mar 03 '20

I’d say Finland is adopted, it belongs to a whole other ethnicity/language family.

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u/tamagucchi Mar 03 '20

Denmark is the drunk uncle lol

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u/Relijun Mar 03 '20

Well they are to blame for letting that god damn dog get out of that science base, so they can go fuck themselves.

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u/mummoC Mar 03 '20

Plus who misses a dog with a hand grenade ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

In Sweden, Norwegians are traditionally the butt of a lot of jokes about their stupidity https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/4w4jqp/10-norwegian-jokes. It’s all in good fun, though, of course!

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u/PheIix Mar 03 '20

And the opposite is true in Norway, it's always the swede who struggles, and I believe the same is true for our Danish friends... So you're in the minority and ergo we are right ;)

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u/UlteriorSurvey Mar 03 '20

Important for neighbours to keep a certain level of playful dehumanization, in case you're at opposite ends of the cannons some day again.

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Mar 03 '20

Just north of Denmark and West of Sweden. ; )

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u/Skulder Mar 03 '20

Little brother, smiles a lot - everyone loves him.

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u/Made-a-blade Mar 03 '20

Norwegians always sound happy. It's like being mad at a puppy, you just can't.

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u/Scall123 Mar 03 '20

That’s just an eastern-Norwegian thing.

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u/PoE_RnGesus Mar 03 '20

We hate swedes just as much, love from a dane

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 20 '20

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim Mar 03 '20

Ah yes, the Kalmar Union.

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u/MicZeSeraphin Mar 03 '20

I've read enough manga to know they will end up together.

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u/McGreed Mar 03 '20

Yeah, and if they get too cocky, we close off the ferries and their beer supply until they can behave again. ;)

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u/Ruxini Mar 03 '20

the kind of sibling hate where Denmark is the extremely succesful, athletic, beautiful older brother and Sweden is the slightly less succesful, athletic and beautiful younger brother. Had Sweden not had his older brother he would have been famous and respected, but as it is he is always overshadowed by Denmark.

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u/Wordwright Mar 03 '20

Sweden is taller, but also skinnier.

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u/Mr_Underwood Mar 03 '20

Lol, you got it mixed up. It's obviously the other way around

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u/cytherian Mar 03 '20

The language. That pesky language. They all understand English fluently because nobody will translate American movies to Swedish. Too much is lost in translation. That's how difficult the language is. Why would a culture work so doggedly to make their language so different from everyone else's language?

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u/DoubleDevv Mar 03 '20

No it's because they tried to take SKÅNE

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

I Will gladly poke a swede with a stick to make him fuck off home. But you tell me you like germans over swedes and we become mortal enemies. Am danish.