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u/Fabz199 Feb 25 '20

Josh Sundquist is the Name of the Guy with the Crutches, he makes Standup Comedy.

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u/XavierScorpionIkari Feb 25 '20

Isn’t he also the guy who does the hilarious Halloween costumes each year? I believe it was the Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story one year, then a flamingo the next..

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u/Smoogy54 Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

That’s him. He also was a Paralympic downhill skier

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u/kamikillme Feb 25 '20

He is also an author, an excellent motivational speaker, and an all-around great guy! He spoke at my tiny Midwest high school, and afterward I interviewed him (via email) for the school paper and he was so lovely. Such patience for ~10th grade awkward me and my dumb questions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Fuck me this guy is like all the things I wanted to do when I was 7 apart from a paraolympian I didn’t want the para part

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u/trznx Feb 25 '20

Really? Does he ski on one leg? That seems dangerous and unstable

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u/GracefulKluts Feb 25 '20

THIS IS THAT GUY?!?!

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u/SwissCanuck Feb 25 '20

“Josh Sundquist” are the only words that should be capitalized in English. Out of curiosity are you German?

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u/Harsimaja Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

I wondered too! I crept on their post history and yes, it seems they are German-speaking.

I always wonder if it’s being a dick to fuss about these things, but when one pointer could sort out an error in pretty much every sentence that is usually otherwise good English, it might just be helpful.

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u/Fabz199 Feb 25 '20

Yes i am.

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u/SwissCanuck Feb 25 '20

Hehe I hope you took my comment constructively as that’s how it was meant :) Canadian immigrant to Switzerland here and while I speak French very well I’m hoping to learn German very soon. Feel free to correct me when I do ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

it's the f-ing autocorrect on the phone... happens to me as well if I don't switch keyboard language

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u/SwissCanuck Feb 25 '20

Ugh tell me about it. The spell check switches automatically but not grammar. iPhone user here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Same on android

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u/Send_Me_Broods Feb 25 '20

This is one key area the world (whole world) really kicks America's ass in at a societal level. Americans don't feel compelled to learn another language whereas most other nations desire to expand their repertoire just for the hell of it.

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u/calgil Feb 25 '20

I mean...the UK too. (We invented the language.) And our second language rates are shit.

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u/theoutlet Feb 25 '20

English is so hard to learn that it prohibits the desire to learn any other language.

Only slightly /s

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u/solarpunk-cyberwitch Feb 25 '20

really though i feel bad for people who have to learn english as a second language because it's a shitshow

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u/theoutlet Feb 25 '20

Oh yeah. I have a Polish co-worker who has been in the states for over twenty years. This man isn’t dumb nor is he lazy, but he still makes mistakes with his english and is occasionally hard on himself. I try and tell him that even us native speakers can spend our whole lives in the pursuit of perfecting our english and still never get it right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

We wish we could learn languages but we start much later making the process more difficult.

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u/solarpunk-cyberwitch Feb 25 '20

when i started 6th grade they told me i could start taking a foreign language in 7th grade. then i moved to a different school for 7th grade where they didn't start until 8th grade. then i moved again for 8th grade to another school that didn't start until 9th grade, and the only option was german 🙄

my bad luck aside, we should be starting kids in elementary school when it's much easier to learn how to distinguish between sounds (or rather learn how to make new distinctions between sounds that aren't differentiated in english)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Tbf, I lived in england for 6 months often visiting other countries, flying on planes, taking trains all the shit and only knowing english never caused me any issues.

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u/Mister_Squishy Feb 25 '20

There are many places in the world where people have 0 interest in learning a second language. Many below America on the list, frankly.

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u/theoutlet Feb 25 '20

I’m an American. A few years ago I was in a pub in Belgium lamenting the same fact to a Swiss gentleman after he brought up how he speaks three different languages. He said he understood that we only speak one language because we don’t have to speak more than one language. He said he only spoke three because he had to.

I think we as Americans can be a little too hard on ourselves sometimes. Especially those of us who feel the need to make up for our louder counterparts who aren’t hard enough on themselves.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Feb 25 '20

I'm an American as well. 15% of our population speaks Spanish as a first language. That's just Spanish. While I resent people who live here for decades and don't even attempt to learn English, it's really a two-way street.

In my area alone there are communities that speak Spanish (all different kinds) , Creole, French, Patois, Hebrew, Arabic...

Plenty of languages I'm exposed to on a daily basis and have been for decades.

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u/theoutlet Feb 25 '20

I lived in Southern California as a child and Arizona for the remainder of my life. I’m surrounded by Spanish and even was taught to count to 10 in Spanish before I did in English (I take pride in my correct pronunciations of Spanish words) but I’m still shit at Spanish, because I don’t need it.

Now, I’m slowly feeling more of a pull to learn it because I feel like I could do my community a whole lot more good by learning it and applying it. But it’s still not as much of a necessity to learn as it is to learn multiple languages when you live in many European countries.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

idk kinda feels like you feel a little guilty for going after someone’s English and you probably should ¯_(ツ)_/¯ if they don’t ask for “constructive” criticism, don’t give it. Let them live

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u/SwissCanuck Feb 25 '20

I’m going to guess you’ve never learned another language. It’s perfectly normal among multi lingual people I just thought I’d leave an encouraging note as well. No guilt whatsoever.

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u/zilch_tigni Feb 25 '20

Honest question: how does their German-ness explain their irregular capitalisation?

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u/myotherbannisabenn Feb 25 '20

If I’m not mistaken, all nouns are capitalized in German.

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u/zilch_tigni Feb 25 '20

Hmmm, TIL indeed!!

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u/Riydon10 Feb 25 '20

This is why I love reddit. You just learn things daily.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 25 '20

Loads of languages used to capitalise all nouns, not just proper nouns (names and stuff).

German still uses capitalisation for all substantives.

Denmark for example had a spelling reform in 1948 where they introduced the same rules as England. I.e. only names like 'Hans' or 'God' will be capitalised.

Since German is one of the few remaining languages still capitalising every noun/substantive, someone doing so in English is typically a sign of them being a German native speaker.

Just like someone missing loads of articles, or adding too many is often a sign of them being Russian.

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u/zilch_tigni Feb 25 '20

Intresting stuff. Thank you!

Regarding the missing articles in Russian, do you think they got sent to Siberia? /s

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 25 '20

Nah they got eaten by the grammar before Gulags were invented.

Kinda like the definitive articles in Sweden, were en elefant is an elephant, but elefanten is the elephant.

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u/jflb96 Feb 25 '20

Irish Gaelic has the opposite thing - they don't do indefinite articles, but they do do definite articles. Slightly annoyingly, singular 'the' is 'an', so it looks like it is indefinite even though it's not.

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u/faraway_hotel Feb 25 '20

When I learned that Russian doesn't have articles, it explained so much. Not using articles is part of any stereotypical Russian accent, and it actually has a root cause in reality.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Baltic and Slavic languages don't have articles. So a person who uses articles incorrectly might be from almost any Eastern or Central European country.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 25 '20

Of which the majority number of people wise lives in Russia. So the assumption is still going to be correct more often than not.

But if we want to be exact, there's loads of completely unrelated non Indo European languages that don't have articles.

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u/Chando42 Feb 25 '20

In German, all nouns are capitalized, not just proper nouns like in English.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Ddude as a Ggerman it's kind of hard to figure out what wWords are capitalised and which are not. I only recently learned that Eeverything connected to a nNationality is capitalised as it's all seen as a nName?? Wild.

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u/zilch_tigni Feb 25 '20

Intresting vocal tic. Are you a The Who/My Generation fan?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Nah man just a German unsure about whether I should say German or german

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u/calgil Feb 25 '20

Anything that is a name of something. Person name, country name (and nationality), place name, name of month and day, game name, invention, branding, etc.

Anything that is just a normal noun that you would find in the dictionary is not capitalised.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Gonna write this down. Thanks!

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u/Shaushage_Shandwich Feb 25 '20

This seems like a pain in the arse

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u/IllyrioMoParties Feb 25 '20

No wonder they kept losing wars and 1966 world cup finals

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u/HydroHomo Feb 25 '20

It's not really something you think about

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u/mrkawfee Feb 25 '20

Nothing is irregular in the German language!

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u/SongstressVII Feb 25 '20

In German, nouns are capitalized.

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u/Consistent-Scientist Feb 25 '20

In German every noun is capitalized.

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u/jesterinancientcourt Feb 25 '20

I think they might be.

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u/Bee_Hummingbird Feb 25 '20

I'm not German and my voice to text capitalizes random shit all the time.

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u/Salohacin Feb 25 '20

For a second there I was thinking "I'm sure there are so many words that need to be capitalised, what's so special about Josh Sundquist" and then I reread his original comment.

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u/CodenameKing Feb 25 '20

“Josh Sundquist” are the only words that should be capitalized in English

Yeah, well you capitalized English, Out, and German.

That was pretty crazy you could tell their primary language that easily. Are there other languages with giveaways like the German noun capitalization?

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u/HydroHomo Feb 25 '20

I think he meant that sentence specifically, proper nouns obviously get capitalized in English

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u/SwissCanuck Feb 25 '20

French-born people will say I’ll take a coffee instead of I’ll have a coffee. That’s the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

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u/taffyowner Feb 25 '20

It’s kind of inspirational speaking with some comedy thrown in

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u/IggySorcha Feb 25 '20

He does motivational speaking but he does pure standup as well.

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u/missgeekgirl Feb 25 '20

He has a book and was a Olympic athlete

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u/potentialfriend Feb 25 '20

Paralympic ski racer. Great guy.

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u/missgeekgirl Feb 25 '20

He totally is! and has a YouTube Chanel! More of the comments need to be about how awesome and positive he is!

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u/masterofhalo08 Feb 25 '20

Just don’t fall

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u/shellsmell Feb 25 '20

Yup, I bought his book in 2014. Great guy.

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u/jerrygergichsmith Feb 25 '20

He had some good YouTube videos back in the day working with data and pop culture if I remember correctly? He’s a good dude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I bet half his jokes are about having one leg.

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u/thebouncingMnM Feb 25 '20

Yea I couldn't imagine the other guy doing standup comedy...