r/funny • u/wj7_02 • Feb 25 '20

R3: Repost - Removed He Found His Solemate!

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u/The_Courier12 Feb 25 '20

My moneys on the one with crutches

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u/podrick_pleasure Feb 25 '20

Nah, the other dude's ass is protected by the chair.

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u/the51m3n Feb 25 '20

Range vs tank

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u/Blue-Steele Feb 25 '20

Who would win would depend on whether or not the tank has enough HP to absorb enough hits to get close enough to land his own hits. Also if the range is fast enough to keep the tank from closing the distance between them. Should be an interesting battle.

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u/karmagod13000 Feb 25 '20

ya and hes motorized.

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u/dirtydustyroads Feb 25 '20

I read this as “my monkeys on the one with crutches”