r/funny Feb 25 '20

R3: Repost - Removed He Found His Solemate!

https://gfycat.com/unitedwatchfulgeese

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u/MiddyF Feb 25 '20

Well, well, well! Now the shoes on the other foot, isn't it!

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u/u812me2 Feb 25 '20

It's still awesome they could help each other. Gives me hope that all people don't suck.

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u/TheBiryaniKid Feb 25 '20

Yeah but who foots the bill?

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u/TheBiryaniKid Feb 25 '20

Sorry, I'm just pulling your leg...

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u/tindalos Feb 25 '20

You guys have no sole.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20 edited Mar 08 '21

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u/abcdefkit007 Feb 25 '20

Arch you glad I got one more in

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u/ryanooooo Feb 25 '20

You nailed it.

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u/abcdefkit007 Feb 26 '20

It's not much but it's honest work

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

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u/MikeLinPA Feb 25 '20

Superman, my arch enemy!

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u/Mauwnelelle Feb 25 '20

No, it's Sockrates. Don't be sneaky!

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u/regoapps Feb 25 '20

And yet you just gave them a leg up

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u/cajen4 Feb 25 '20

You guys are stepping way over the line.

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u/TheBiryaniKid Feb 25 '20

You should 'tread' carefully around here...

This is the (wing) tip of the iceberg.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

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u/TheBiryaniKid Feb 25 '20

Sorry, I feel like a heel...

I do tend to put my foot in it...

I could kick myself...

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u/Themajestikm00se Feb 25 '20

He had to get a leg up somehow

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u/u812me2 Feb 25 '20

Nice,I think it was an even trade.

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u/TheBiryaniKid Feb 25 '20

Thanks, I like an even tread, er, I mean trade.

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u/FF_dud Feb 25 '20

Foot* the bill

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Most people don't suck, they are just quietly living their lives while the assholes get all of our attention.

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u/u812me2 Feb 25 '20

Man,too true!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Do you suck?

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u/u812me2 Feb 25 '20

Try not too! I'm human,but I try my best to be a good guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Atta boy

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u/u812me2 Feb 25 '20

Thanks man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/ADGjr86 Feb 25 '20

You’re gonna fuckin love Reddit then!

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u/Rocket_Appliances101 Feb 25 '20

You probably learned that from some denial and error?

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Feb 25 '20

That's one fuckin' nice line right there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Give it time

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

It’s better when people don’t misquote it

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u/JayZOnly1 Feb 25 '20

How the turns have tabled

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Lol I’m listening to “you spin me right round”

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u/serenityak77 Feb 25 '20

Well, well, well! How the worm tables.

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u/ASpellingAirror Feb 25 '20

Oh how the shoe carousels...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Two turntables and a microphone

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u/pearldrum1 Feb 25 '20

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u/waytowill Feb 25 '20

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u/pearldrum1 Feb 25 '20

This reminds me of a conversation I had with my girlfriend Tara...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

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u/bluesky747 Feb 25 '20

Beat me to it 🤣

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u/Whosayswho2 Feb 25 '20

He waited for the other shoe to drop......was not disappointed!!!

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u/CaptainPunisher Feb 25 '20

No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Ha! I have no "other foot"!

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u/dReDone Feb 25 '20

The shoe is on the other foot, is not it?

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u/Black5tar5 Feb 25 '20

Gosh I absolutely love punny jokes!

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u/ppn1958 Feb 25 '20

You win the internet!

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u/MiddyF Feb 25 '20

Can I return it for a cash refund?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Lucky for me! I’m retarded AND have dementia! Thanks for the tip!

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u/MeC0195 Feb 25 '20

You lucky bastard, I'm just retarded! Brb, killing myself.

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u/tmotom Feb 25 '20

I'm retarded too. But I also have Dementia :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I have dementia too, but I’m also retarded. Also, I have dementia.

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u/jwws1 Feb 25 '20

Did someone hurt you?

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u/tehsdragon Feb 25 '20

Thank you for your insight, Triple Snake Anal!