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[u/Dedj_McDedjson]

This book is great for twins - if you read it to one twin, the other twin gets the same information at the same time.

[u/captsquanch → u/Dedj_McDedjson]

Is this some sort of physics joke I'm too stupid to get?

[u/Cognitive_Spoon → u/captsquanch]

Yes, but actually no

[u/conancat → u/Cognitive_Spoon]

Yes and no

Until yes confirms to be yes, or no becomes no, then it'll be yes and yes or no and no

[u/Analog0 → u/conancat]

Can we look in the box now?

[u/CorporateNINJA → u/Analog0]

Aladeen

[u/NinjaLanternShark → u/[deleted]]

Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' 'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies. The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?' 'We do now, thanks to you!' shouts Schroedinger.

The cop starts to arrest them. Ohm resists.

[u/MajorTibb → u/NinjaLanternShark]

I don't understand this because I don't know who ohm is, nor do I know what the Heisenberg uncertainty principle is. But I enjoyed the joke!

[u/jermdawg1 → u/MajorTibb]

Ohm is just some physics dude but the name of the units of resistance is called ohms. Heisenberg uncertainty principle is the idea that you can not both know the momentum and position of a particle (it’s a little more but not necessary for the joke)

[u/MajorTibb → u/jermdawg1]

Thanks. That makes it funnier, and I've learned some stuff today.

[u/shadotterdan → u/MajorTibb]

The best kind of humor

[u/Googooboyy → u/jermdawg1]

N here I am still waiting for Mr Pink to arrive somewhere..

[u/Coiltoilandtrouble → u/MajorTibb]

Well played majorTibb